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Dad Erwin

Just a chapter about Levi and Dad Erwin's argument....
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In the "The dust of Levi's wrath" groupchat

Eyebrows: Levi for the last time! You can't marry a cleaning tool...

Cleaning Goddess: But Erwin is true love!!!

Sasha's half: I-

Mass Murder: I'm real though

Connie's half: Oof 🥔

Horseface: 👁👄👁

Glasses: Levi bestie....

Arm-MAN: Well um...

Eyebrows: It doesn't even feel love Levi. It's just a broom!

Cleaning Goddess: But I love it!

Glasses: Levi it can't even do anything on it's own because it's not alive...

Cleaning Goddess: That's why it needs me like I need it!

Eyebrows: Levi, marrying a broom will be weird...

Cleaning Goddess: I don't give a fuck about others. I just want to marry my broom

Eyebrows: Again no

Cleaning Goddess: And why not?

Eyebrows: I don't approve it...

Glasses: Wait short cake calm down we can talk about it-

Cleaning Goddess: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Eyebrows: Langauge Levi...

Horseface: He always cuss?

Mass Murder: Just shut up horseface....

Sasha's half: Yeah

Connie's half: 🥔

Mi Casa: Sasha-

Eyebrows: I get that your a clean freak but how in the world can you fall in love with a broom?!

Glasses: There's guys or girls out there who is also a clean freak or a tea lover Levi

Levi: But the broom it's different!

Sasha's half: They're ignoring us?

Horseface: Maybe....

Cleaning Goddess: This isn't about you brats so shut up!

Mass Murder: Yeah I'll just talk and see

Arm-MAN: Please continue then?

Glasses: Um where were we?

Mi Casa: Him being in love with a broom

Glasses: Ah yes