Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |

Eren and Friends at work at McDonald's

Previously

Eren: I wanna to touch his ass

Mikasa: If Eren work here, I work here too

Connie: Not I'm not! Those are just facts!

Erwin: Fucking help me...

At work

Eren

Eren: Thank you! /Where's the adult child?/

Person: Hello, I would like a Big Mac please?

Eren: Sure- *sees Levi and gasp* Move bitch! Your blocking his way! *shoves customer*

Levi: *witnessing the whole scene* ...

Eren: Here please!!! And permission to touch your-

Person: How dare u push me!

Eren and person starts arguing.

Levi: *calls Hange* Hange, pick me up....

Mikasa

Person: Can I have a-

Mikasa: *shoves Big Mac in customer's mouth*

Person #2: I want-

Mikasa: *shoves French fries in customer's mouth*

Mikasa basically shoves customer's order in their mouth...

Armin

Armin: *in a chicken nugget costume* Come eat in McDonald's! And Screw Burger King!

Person: The fak?! Burger 👑 is the best!

Armin: No, McDonald's is da best!

Armin and Person starts arguing about which is best

Erwin: And here I thought tour the normal one...

Jean

Jean: Can I have your order?

Kid: Mommy look a horse!

Jean: Kid wut the fak?!

Entitled person: How dare you swear at my child you devil horse!

Jean and the entitled mother starts arguing

Eren: *records the whole scene* This is so going on Instagram! *evil smirk*

Connie

Connie: How can I help you today miss?

Latina person: Can I have *ordering unholy amount of food in Spanish*

Connie: *not actually paying attention* Can u repeat?

Sasha

Sasha: *secretly steals food*

Erwin: What the fuck is wrong with these kids...?