Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |

Levi's house be like:

House: Average/small (as long as it's easy to clean and reach)

Door: around his height but only by 1 foot taller and people will constantly bump their head

(I suck at measuring things)

The cabinets (in kitchen): has a hideaway cabinet step stool (that nobody knows) so he won't need to tip toe

Dishwasher: It's a must but if he's on weekends, he'll do the dishes by himself.

Pantry: Has both. In the kitchen is full of food (that nobody knows) In the laundry room, is his cleaning supplies (nobody is allowed to touch it)

Washing machine: Stacked, had the dryer as well

Pictures: Family, pets (if he would even want one) and drawing illustration. No friends sadly...

Bed: Huge but not tall bcuz he doesn't want to risk falling (but mf sleeps on the fucking chair)

Table: Not really tall but it comfortable for him to eat or do work

Chair: No more dangling legs

Windows: Average size and it's a sliding type. With curtains..... and locks

Suitable for kids?: Yes

Suitable for pets?: Yes

Suitable for tall people?: No, but if they're willing to have neck and back pain, then it's a yes.

Colour: Black and white but (mostly white bcuz it makes his house look clean)

So, who wants to go to Levi's house?

Everyone-Eren, Historia: No

Historia: Yes!!!

Eren: I'm willing to!

Mikasa: I changed my mind, if Eren goes I'll go to

Armin: Oh I'm not THAT tall so I think I can go!

Sasha: Is there food?!

Lots of food!

Connie/Jean: LET'S GO

Levi: No

Everyone: WHY?!?!

Levi: Isn't it obvious?! I don't want to risk getting germs everywhere!

Jean: Then what about Falco?!

Levi: He's a pussy brat, I need to fuck his brain up so he can stop being like Armin and man up!

Armin: I'm quite offended-

Levi: Again, I don't give a fuck Armin.

Mikasa: But Gabi is there!?!

Levi: She's by far the most brattiest little shit we had in our show. But she showed us a pretty nice shot there so I'm making her my apprentice.

Levi: Both in cleaning and fighting.

Hange: Oyankopan?!

Levi: Obama!?

Hange: .....No I meant... Uh Oyankopan

Levi: He's an acceptable

Erwin: Then what about us?!

Levi: Aren't you guys supposed to be dead?

Jean: Some of us didn't die in the show!

Levi: You guys are acting like you have no home...

Everyone: ...

Eren: Can I live in your place?

Levi: No...

Zeke: You hear that lil bro?

Eren: Shut up Zeke...

Levi: Except Zeke, he's my bitch and I'll make sure to chop off ALL of his limps!

Everyone: Damn Zeke, you gon die

Levi: Now get on your fucking knees, bushy dick!

Zeke: Yes sir...

Levi: I'm starting with your fingers, make sure you bleed enough for me to donate your blood at the hospital. It will surely help everyone there!

Hange: How... kind....

Levi: Aren't I?

I wrote this out of boredom so yeah fuck you... 😃