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Wall Levi

Once upon a fucked up time, a wall by the name "Wall Levi" was built not so far but not so near Wall Sina, Maria and Rose.

The wall was so clean and shiny, if you throw dirt it'll vanish in a blink of an eye. Why? Because it's dirt proof and germ proof.

In there live only one human and a shit tons of cleaning supplies.

The whole fucking place was so clean you can see your reflection on it. It was rule by a short angry virgin man with a "I'm so done with this bullshits" face.

He cleans everyday and everywhere. If anyone tries to step in Wall Levi...

They'll be drown in bleach.

The only food there is pastry. And the only drink there is all kinds of tea because tea tea tea tea tea tea tea and TEA!!!

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Eren: Alright! We killed all the giant naked baby Olympic! Now it's time eto head to Wall Levi to see if the rumors were true.

Mikasa: If Ereh goes, I'll go too.

Armin: Y'ALL R SO DUMB!!!

Jean: NEEEEIGH~!!!!

Sasha: I WANT POTATOES!!!!

Connie: I heard the one who rules Wall Levi is named Levi Ackerman.

Eren: We'll kidnap him as souvenirs!!!

Armin: Dumbass Eren!

Mikasa: Armin, don't insult Ereh-

Armin: Ereh yourself!

So these assholes kids starts their journey while arguing who farted. Armin was so done, Mikasa was busy "Erehing", Jean and Eren were arguing, Connie beat box to match with the two's arguments and Sasha was eating the whole food.

After many travelling and arguing-

(the antagonist let them be because they were ignored due to them arguing over who stepped and ant)

They finally reach to Wall Levi. Soon they met Hange, Erwin, Mike, Nanaba and Moblit.

Eren: Wait, how did you get here early?!?!

Erwin: You dumbfuck kids took the long path. You literally just need to cross the river to reach Wall Levi.

Hange: But hey! You made it!

Armin: I'm not traveling with you assholes again!!!

Connie: Have a snicker Armpit

Armin: Have a shaving cream to shave off yur already bald head!

Jean: Well damn, who hurt you today?

Armin: Bitch nobody!

Eren: Fuck you Armin and your weird ass haircut!

Sasha: Oooh!

Armin: Hey! Mind you! My hair is sexy as fuck!

Nanaba: What the fuck is wrong with these kids?

Moblit: Our only good choice is to get inside Wall Levi and leave them

Erwin/Hange/Nanaba/Mike: Good idea! *leaves the the kids*

Eren: Hey! Wait for us!

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Cliffhanger  >:)