Hange: *scrolling through random stuff until something interesting caughts her eye*
Hange: Jack-O pose?
*excited horny looking Hange activated*
Meanwhile with Levi
Levi: Finally, it's clean like my purity!
...
Levi: Wait... I sense something dirty-
Hange: *slam the damn door open* LEVIIIIII~!!!!
Levi: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT SHITTY GLASSES?!
Hange: Please do this pose!!! *show phone*
Levi: Hange....
Hange: Yes?
Levi: I will not do something that'll make me lose my purity.
Hange: You...? Pure...?
Levi: Shut up, I'm saving it for someone special *blushy blushy*
Hange: Ooh~ You need to tell me who bestie~
Levi: Like I said, it's someone special. So it's a secret...
(Don't worry baby, we all know who your special person is 😌😏)
Hange: Anyways, r u still gonna do this challenge?
Levi: No!
Hange: I'll let you choose what to wach on Netflix
Levi: ...
The very next day
Everyone: *cleaning like always*
Hange: LEVI DO JACK-O POSE!!!!
Eren: The wut?
Petra: Omigosh! Don't tell me?!?!
Levi: *crouch down, ass up, and pose*
Levi: ...
Hange: DAMN!!!! *takes selfie with that Ackermam ass*
Petra: YES CAPTAIN!!!
Oluo: *bites tongue*
Eren: HOLY SHI-!!!
Levi: *mentally* Our father who art in heaven, please fucking kill me!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
عشوائيWarnings⚠️ - Extreme cussing - My stupidity - Levi harem - Levi being suffer bcuz I love him - Horny bois - I'm sorry not sorry - Ships Please don't kill me, I suffer enough lmao
