Couple: *kiss*
Kenny: Gross, people kissing in public needs to learn how to find a hiding place instead of sucking each other's face in public.
5y/o Levi: Why?
Kenny: R u dumb kid?! It's so gross and it's melting the eyes of others!
5y/o Levi: But mine r not melting yet...
Kenny: Ur a kid and I'm a man! You'll understand better kiddo
5y/o Levi: I can just look away if I saw someone kiss in public...?
Kenny: Oh my fucking god! Your born to be a man! Not a little shit! So don't just "look away" dumbass!! Here's what your supposed to do!
Years later
Hange: *sees couple*
Couple: *lovey dovey and r about to kiss*
Hange: Cute couple!
Erwin: Nice, right Levi-?
Levi: *runs to them and shouts* LOOK OUT, THERE'S A CRAZY PERSON ON A LOOSE!!! HE HAD A KNIFE!!!
Couple: *flinch and turns around panicking*
Couple: Huh...? Where?
Levi: Next time, get a fucking room! Don't just kiss in public! Respect the single's eyes!!!
Couple: ???
Hange: Levi what the fuck was that for?!
Erwin: That's very uncalled for and you ruined their moment!
Hange: Where did you even learn that?! And why the hell did u do it?
Levi: My uncle, he said it will melt a single person's eyes. I'm just doing everyone a favor!
Hange/Erwin: ...
Kenny, out of nowhere: Dammit brat! Ur supposed to say one of them fuckers is cheating! But it's still a good move anyways!
Idk why I made this...
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Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
RandomWarnings⚠️ - Extreme cussing - My stupidity - Levi harem - Levi being suffer bcuz I love him - Horny bois - I'm sorry not sorry - Ships Please don't kill me, I suffer enough lmao
