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Levi's Clean Freak outburst (mama beast mode)

Oi! Yeager! I'm going out for a while :Cleaning Goddess

I'll be back in a minute! :Cleaning Goddess

I swear to god, if I came back with the scent of dust and dirt. I will feed every one of you to the titan without mercy! :Cleaning Goddess

And Yeager! Pray and hope that I won't chop of your fucking dick :Cleaning Goddess

Sent 3 minutes ago

Eren and the others were sleeping so he didn't get to read his pm text and group text.

And just like that they're all screwed...

As soon as he read the text-

Eren: GUYS!!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!

Hange: What's up my titan baby?

Mikasa: Eren, you should go back to sleep

Armin: It's still early and we don't have training today...

Jean: Shut up Eren!!!!

Eren: THEN TELL ME WHAT WE DO WHEN THERE'S NO TRAINING?!!?!

Sasha: Eat breakfast?

Connie: Do whatever the shit we want?

Eren: HAVE YOU ALL SERIOUSLY FORGOT?!?!?!

Hange: Forgot about what exactly?

Eren: UHH CAPTAIN LEVI?!!?! THE CLEANING GODDESS?!?!

Mikasa: What about that shorty? Did he hurt you?

Eren: BY THE WALLS!!!! CHECK YOUR PHONES!!!

They check the message and froze...

*Hange's phone rings*

Hange: *picks up phone* Y-yes?

Levi: I'm on my way, make sure there's no scent of dust when I came back! I want everything spotless! And I do not want the titan shifter brat greet me by the door! *hangs up*

Hange: EVERYBODY WORK NOW!!!!! OUR CLEANING GODDESS IS ON HIS WAY!!!!

Mikasa: Geez, why can't he clean it himself?

Eren: Just shut up and clean Mikasa!

*door creak open to reveal their titan slayer*

Levi: *drops things* what in the world is this trash? Do I even live here?

Hange: Levi, give us time! We overslept and we're about to clean

Levi: Why is there dirt all over the bed?! This place smells like shits! What's with dust on every corner?!?!?

Levi: I gave you all one job! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!!

Eren: Captain I can explain-

Levi: WHY WERE THERE TRASH EVERYWHERE?!?! WHAT'S WITH THOSE FILTHY WINDOW?!?!?! FOR FUCK SAKE WHY ARE THE WALLS COVER WITH WHATEVER THAT SHIT WAS?!?!?!

Jean: That was Connie and Sasha-

Levi: I SWEAR I'M THE ONLY WHO CLEANS THIS WHOLE PLACE WHILE YOU ALL HAVE YOUR ASS RELAXED!!!!

Levi: SERIOUSLY?! EVEN ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE DIRTY?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU BRATS BEEN DOING?!?!

Erwin: *comes in* What's all the loud noise about-

Levi: *furiously turns to Erwin* And you!!! *points at Erwin*

Erwin: /shit/ Y-yes...?

Levi: DID YOU GAVE THEM PERMISSION TO THIS ANY OF THESE THINGS?!?!

Jean: Well, actually-

Levi: ARE YOU INTERRUPTING ME?!?!

Jean: *bows head down scared*

Levi: So?!?! Answer me!!!!

Erwin: No...

Hange: It's me-

Levi: I KNEW IT!!! ALL YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE!!!! YOU BRATS CAN FIGHT TITANS BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ONE SIMPLE JOB?!?!?! I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN AND THIS WHAT I GET! NOTHING!

Levi: YOU ALL ARE DISAPPOINTMENT, USELESS, ANNOYING AND SO ON!!!

Erwin: Levi, your overreacting-

Levi: DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU TOO?!?

Erwin: No...

In the end, Levi basically forces all the soldiers to clean. Erwin let Levi be commander for 1 day....

The next day

Oi Yeager! :Cleaning Goddess

I'm out for two days, when I come back at to see trash. You know what happens :Cleaning Goddess

Angry Titan: Y-yes! WE'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HEAVEN FOR CAPTAIN!!!

I don't want to see or hear dirt when I get back :Cleaning Goddess

Mama Levi can scary...