Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |

Jean and Levi (cuz they can b best duo)

Genocide God: N that's how my dick got a splinter

Baldi's child: Dayum Yeager, must be painful to pull out that splinter out of the tip of ur dick

Coconut head: Why r we even talking about dis... 👁👄👁

Hots 4 Titan: Aren't we all messed up in the brain? 😃

Sasageyo my eyebrows: Just bath in holy water then rethink about your life as you slowly drowning 🗿

Mamakasa: Commander...

Genocide God: That's dark...

Hots 4 Titan: Why do I feel like something's weird gonna-

Cleaning Diva is online

Sasageyo my eyebrows: I swear, who the fuck gave him fabulous names while we get boring ones...

Hots 4 Titan: Oh, I gave him that name and he gave me these

Sasageyo my eyebrows: I-

I stole the show is online

Genocide God: Excuse me who?

Hots 4 Titan: Oh that's Jean! Like the new name cuz it's pretty accurate

Coconut head: Wha-

Cleaning Diva: So we went to this one fine ass restaurant

Genocide God: Sorry, but u went with who?!

I stole the show: Me dumbass

Genocide God: Wha-

Cleaning Diva: And there's this couple busy making out in public on the damn escalator

I stole the show: Right in front of us!

Hots 4 Titan: Dang, must be painful to watch for those who r single 🗿

Coconut head: I would politely look away tbh

Cleaning Diva: So we both did the unthinkable

Coconut head: Unthinkable?

Baldi's child: Just go with it

Cleaning Diva: I separated the two and walk between them

I stole the show: I joined in too

I stole the show: Motherfuckers were
glaring at us the entire time

I stole the show: Like, we're in public and we can't stand seeing such disgusting image in front of us.

Cleaning Diva: We just want to get donuts

Hots 4 Titan: Oh, what flavour did you get?!

I stole the show: We bought them all

Sasageyo my eyebrows: Sounds like u two robbed it

Cleaning Diva: Shut your nasty ass mouth and drown in ur bathtub full of holy water so you can meet ur dad in heaven or hell...

Baldi's child: That's kinda dark-

Sasageyo my eyebrows: Waiting to be drown now

Coconut head: Oh god-

Mamakasa: This won't end well...

Cleaning Diva: So we're actually on our away home now so....

Genocide God: So what?

Cleaning Diva: Eren turn into a titan and get us off the traffic. It's fucking long!

Genocide God: I'm afraid I can't do that

I stole the show: More fun for me then

Genocide God: The fuck do u mean?!

I stole the show: I'll give 1,000 dollar for fucking Levi and I'll give u the detail when we get home.

Genocide God: Ur kidding me...

Hots 4 Titan: ...

Mamakasa: Hange?

Coconut head: What's wrong?

Hots 4 Titan: Eren can we talk in personal?

Genocide God: No, and why? Tell me here!

Hots 4 Titan: ...

Hots 4 Titan: Jean send me a picture of him and Levi kissing and-

Genocide God is offline

Coconut head: Why do I hear car crashing?

Mamaksa: Oh fuck, Armin he turned into a titan!

Baldi's child: Yeah, no. I'm gonna helo Sasha so good luck

Baldi's child is offline

Hots 4 Titan: Dayum he really turn into a titan...

Hots 4 Titan: Welp! At least we'll get free donuts!

Idfk hot to end this so bye