Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |

Everyone when Levi is away...

Erwin: *looking under tables and chairs*

Hange: LEVIII!!!! Oh wait... He's not here...

Eren: *comes in office* Hey uh... Where's captain Levi?

Hange: I don't know, that's why we're looking for him...

Eren: Try checking in his room? Who knows what's he's been doing in his room.

Erwin: Good thinking Eren!

Everyone goes to Levi's room

Eren: Look a note on da bed!

*picks up note like Minecraft*

Erwin: Da fak?

Eren: Quite

The note:

Dear useless piece of shits,

By the time all u shits read this. I'll be gone to the underground and I'll be staying there for 1000 days. I got tired of fighting titans, cleaning the castle and listening to short jokes.

I'll be back after 1000 days of spending time in the underground. I shall write things about my dear cadets and f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶  team then...

Hange, I burned all your weird titan shits. Erwin shave your damn eyebrows it's scaring the kids. Eren go fuck Mikasa so she would stop being annoying. Armin put salt in your water and there's your ocean. Jean go back to  the stables. Connie and Sasha, your worst than those mindless titans. And the rest of you are titan shits...

You can fight those naked giants without me...

All of you would do just fine....

💋
-Levi Ackerman

(I'M SORRY I RCFFG) X.... X. X. X. X. X.. Z.,..,. JUST HAD TO PUT THAT AHHAJJSJ)

Eren: Why you gotta use a seductive woman's voice to read that?

Hange: He sound good with it. Why is there a kiss mark?

Erwin: He'd seen so many letters written by women that he thought he had to do that...

Hange: PFFT-HAHAHHAHAJJDNJDNDJNDKKNXKKZ

Armin: So captain's gonna be gone for how long?

Jean: 1000 days...

Connie: Does that mean....?

Sasha: ...

Mikasa: ...

Eren: ...

Jean: ...

Armin: ...

Hange: ...

Erwin: ...

*silence*

Everyone: YEAH!!!!! NO CLEANING!!!!!

During a mission

Erwin: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Armin: SIR WHO'S GONNA TAKE DOWN THAT TITANS ON THE LEFT?!?!?!

Titans on the left: Yummy hoomans

Eren: CAPTAIN CAN TAKE IT DOWN!!!

Armin: SIR LEVI IS NOT EVEN HERE!?!!!

Eren: SHIT!

Mikasa: I'll take them down!

Erwin: MISS GURL! YOU AIN'T NO HUMAN BEYBLADE! I NEED DA REAL HUMAN BEYBLADE!!!

Hange: LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN ALL TOGETHER!!!

Titans: Stomp the humans~

Titans: Watch me run wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo!

Sasha: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Jean: THINK POSITIVE YOU POTATO WOMAN!!!

Sasha: WE'RE GONNA DIE TOGETHER!!!!!

Meanwhile with Levi

Levi: Beautiful.... *sniff* I'm a proud mom! *holding a small broom*

Levi: You will be cleaner and better than me! *twirls around with his uh... broom baby(?)*

Levi: Once you grow up, you will become like me. The cleanest soldier to ever live! And you will train your useless cadets to be clean!

Levi: Speaking of cadets, I wonder how they're doing... they must be having fun without me...

Back at them

Erwin: How many days left for Levi to come back?

Hange: ... 888 days

Erwin: Fuck that....

Eren: This whole place is a mess now...

Hange: Who's gonna clean the dishes?

Everyone: *looks at one another*

Hange: NOT ME!!!

Erwin: CADETS DO THE CLEANING

Hange/Erwin: *leaves the fak out of there*

Eren: I'm not doing it!!!

Mikasa: EREH AND I WILL NOT DO THE CLEANING!!!

Historia: I'm not doing it!

Armin: SAME HERE!!!!

Cadets: WOJEODJIWOAKNABDJODNSONHAUBEISUSBISHDIJSNSIJS

1000 days later

Levi: *dramatic entrance* I have return-*sees the mess*

Eren: YOU CAME!!! I MISS YOU SO-

Levi: Did I wrote 1000 days? Sorry, it's actually 2000 days sooo... Bye-

Everyone: NOO!!!!

Levi: *gets pull inside*

They trapped him so he won't leave anymore the end :)

Lmao, I was hella bored so I wrote this gibberish....