🧋 Boba and Wheelchairs 🦽 Lams

Chapter 6

WOAAAAAH DOUBLE POST!!!

*+* (Next Day)

Alex drove me home. It finally felt like home, because my ex..well in a short term he's uh dead. But I don't talk about that. I look at the author

(Sh***********-)

Shush. Don't pretend like you didn't want this to happen!

(SHUSH *repairs the fourth wall*)

"John. Really?" He points to my giant turtle rug. "...In my own defense it came.." I move the ottoman (It's mint green for those who were wondering) the turtle has a top hat. "..with a top hat!" I pant a little. "Haha. Cute John" he ruffled my hair, or tried to. I swatted his hand away before he could actually mess up my hair. "No no no Good sir! This.." I motion to my body. "Take a long time to prepare for the feeble human brains!" I say jokingly. He brushed past me and smacked my *ss in response. I squeaked

Alex POV

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- HE SQUEAKED! IT WAS ADORABLE!! In all fairness I did smack his butt. "Should we go to work today?" He shook his head. "We gotta stay home and figured out why we.." he starts making awkward hand motions for s*x. "Simple. We were drunk and horny." He pauses for a second. "F*Ck." He yells. I was confusion. "I thought it'd be all adventure, the big Shabang! We'd be in sixties style leather jackets n' sh*t!" He whined. I chuckled. "I admit that would be pretty cool." He looked offended "PRETTY COOL!? C'MON ALEX WE'D BE AWESOME! LIKE BONNIE AND CLYDE except, we're not criminals and we're not in a musical." He ranted excitedly. "Wellll we could still have some fun?"

John smiled at me, "You wanna spend the day with me?" He asked eagerly and confused. "Hell yeah I do, who wouldn't wann-" "JOHNATHAN LAUREEEEEEENS!" A voice boomed. Turns out it was a Gremlin- sorry- It was Peggy. I forgot neither of us locked the door. She pulls John into a protective hug. It was funny since she was taller than him.

Okay Height run down from Washington to John. Yes. John is the last person. G-wash is 6'2. Hercules is only two inches shorter. Lafayette and I are 5'11 Angelica and Eliza roughly share the same height with Maria at 5'9. Peggy is 5'7 and John is 5'5. John to Washington is Ike Toad to bowser. TINY AS F- "ALEXANDER HAMILTON." He yelled then kicked me on the shin. "OWWWWW WHAT THE HELL PEGGY!?"

"HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE VIRGINITY OF MAH BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!" He says hugging John like he's the last video game controller ever. John looked so confused he was going to be confused by being confused somehow. "Peggy I'm fine!" John broke me and Peggy up before real damage was done. "Oh." She glares at me for a second. "Good."

(We Stan mama Peggy now)

Nice, better to post two short chapters than once long one. SCIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE! F*CKIN RUUUUULES! LISTEN TO YOUR SCIDENCE TEACHERS IN ABOUR 4 YEARS KIDS! Ms.FUNTIME OUT