Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together

That Was Stupid, Trickster

Panki: Punkish

Hansel: Patessier Hansel

Lance: Holy Lancer

Rui: Bad Boy

Hougetsu: Phoenix Moon

Yamito: Strangely Dark

*Evening has fallen. The Lens are trying to decide on roommates*

Ao: Alright, so Aitetsu goes with me, L goes with Yamito, Who should I put with Panki?

Panki: Anyone is fine *inside* Please not Lance...Please not Lance...

Hansel: What about me?

Lance: No way, you're rooming with me! I can give you some tips on the "ladies", Eh, punk?

Hansel: Is it really okay to call him "punk"?

Rui: Cuz he's a punk.

Baku: Please. You don't know a thing about women, you disgusting creature...

Lance: Oh yeah, fashion trainwreck?

Baku: Heh, you're one to talk. Your fashion sense is a nightmare I wouldn't eat.

Lance: Them's fighting words, old man!

Baku: Oh really? So, what advice, sir, would you give this weak-winged butterfly? *thinks* I'm not that old...only about 300 or so...

*Panki points to himself. ?*

Lance: Easy! Girls like to be controlled. They don't like it when you take "No" for an answer, they just wanna do it!

Baku: Wrong! A lovely young lady should be worshipped and treated like a princess!

Lance: What's the point of having pretty things if you never use them?

Baku: So you can treasure them, even when the color has faded..hehe...

Lance: Well, you use them as much as I do!

Baku: At least I don't RUIN them! I just get their heads out of the clouds!

Aisu: What's going on?

Ayasaki: *eating dried beans* Flirty Len fight.

Aisu: What are you talking about?

Ao: You are too innocent, my friend...

Baku: Why do I even put up with all of you? You have no manners, your dreams are disgusting, and what's more, you all annoy me! If only there was someone, someone interesting among all of you...

*Baku suddenly sees Hougetsu sitting by themselves. His eyes light up*

Baku: Why hello there. And what are you doing in a place like this?

Hougetsu: I live here.

Baku: Oh, I see. Though I have no idea why you are here. Shouldn't you be with the Rins?

Hougetsu: *sips tea* I don't mind. This is where I belong.

Baku: You must be delusional if you think that, dear... This is nothing but a den of idiots.

No place for someone as lovely as you...

Hougetsu: *looks at him funny* I...see...

Baku: What do you say...why don't we run away from all these fools? Perhaps I could get to know you better...heheh...

*He gets very close to Hougetsu, making them look somewhat nervous*

Hougetsu: I'm...not sure I could do that sort of thing...

Baku: Why not? I'm sure you agree this is no place for a lady...

*Ayasaki suddenly bursts out laughing*

Baku: And what, may I ask, is so funny?

Ayasaki: Hahaha...it's just... You...

Ayasaki: YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH A BOY!

*Baku blinks. He looks again at Hougetsu*

Baku: But...but...that sweet smell... *He looks wistfully at Hougetsu*

Hougetsu: That's just my scented oils. I am indeed a boy.

Baku: Er...uuh...oh my....

Baku: So...you mean all this time...I was trying to seduce a BOY?!

Ayasaki: Haha...Yup.

Baku: UGGGHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE...I ALMOST KISSED...HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN...DISGUSTING!

Lance: Ahaha. You think you're so superior, and yet you flirted with HOUGETSU, of all people. Even I didn't do that!

Baku: So disgusting...Ah, wait a minute. Hougetsu...You're a Len, aren't you?

Hougetsu: That is correct.

Baku: *grins slowly* So...you have a sister, don't you?

Hougetsu: Indeed. Ame.

Baku: *smirks* Well then, there's only one thing left for me to do, isn't there?

*He chuckles, then jumps out the window*

Hougetsu: Is that anything I should worry about?

Aitetsu: ...You haven't listened to his song yet, have you?

(Darn you, crossdressing Kagamines)