Trickster Gets in the Way

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by ThePichuPrincess

by ThePichuPrincess

Trickster: Truly amazing. Why was it never made a single (whatever that means)?

Pichu: I...actually agree with you on that. It kind of HAS to be for you to bug me this long.

Trickster: That aside, happy full moon everyone. I hope that you are all looking forward to it as much as I am. Oh, and for any lady who was a bit too late with her call, don't fret! You have until tomorrow morning to rethink. I'll be waiting for you, heheh...

Pichu: Forgive me for this creep. Oh and as a little bonus, I made this. For any um, "lady" who doesn't know better:

What Trickster Says vs. What He Means

"I understand. Would you like to tell me about it?" - I want to know more about you so I know the best way to deceive you

"You're adorable, you know that?" - You're so adorably stupid.

"It's...not bad" - It's awful

"Oh, sorry, my mind was on other things" - I don't really care about what you just said

"You are not the best at this, are you?" - You're the worst

"Your eyes are so beautiful!" - You have delicious dreams, give them to me

"I suggest you try this..." - Or else you'll look like a complete fool

"I see. Oh, and by the way..." - I couldn't care less about that

"It was somewhat disappointing of you" - How COULD you?

"How interesting" - Are you insane?

"I'll keep that in mind" - What were you talking about again?

"No harm will come to you, I promise" - No PHYSICAL harm will come to you

"Would you care to have tea with me?" - Would you like me to seduce you into a contract?

"I can't just leave you like this..." - So why don't I take your now-empty dream self to my monochrome world and keep you there?

"Don't. Touch. That. Girl" - Run for your life, he's MAD