Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together

The Meeting

*After the Meikos' party*

Miku: All right, so everything hasn't exactly been perfect. But it can't be that bad, can it?

Rin: Is it time to give our reports? I wanna go first!

Miku: All right Rin, we'll start with you. What's the condition in the Rin mansion?

Rin: Honestly, it's not looking good. There's such a contrast between lighter and darker songs that there's actually been some conflict between the two sides. I'm not sure what this means...

Miku: Were you able to interview both sides?

Rin: Yes, actually. I interviewed Panda from the Light Rins and Hasami from the Dark Rins.

Miku: How'd it go?

Rin: Well, Panda says the Dark Rins are scary and a real downer. She says they have weird obsessions like scissors, chairs, and nuclear reactors. She also said that the Dark Rins keep disregarding the Light Rins.

Miku: Ah, I see. What about Hasami?

Rin: She says that Light Rins are too cheerful to be taken seriously, and they just don't understand how bad the world can get. She said that they're happy all the time, which is "fake and unnatural".

Rin: Honestly, it's not looking too good on my end. What about you, Kaito?

Kaito: Well, they endlessly brag to each other and fight over who has the best girlfriend. It's a little scary. Am I really that bad?

Miku: Hmmm...I see. Meiko, your report?

*Meiko is passed out on the table*

Miku: All right then...what about you, Len?

Len: Don't even get me started! All of these me's are so different that it's IMPOSSIBLE to keep them together. I couldn't even break up the fights enough to interview anyone. Well, ONE person wanted to interview me, but all they wanted to do was complain. I actually saw Aisu hiding in the refrigerator!

Kaito: Oh, that reminds me! Yukito froze the Kaito mansion yesterday, so we need to thaw it out.

Len: Anyway, are things any better for you, Miku?

Miku: I'm afraid not. Even with the scope and scale of the mansion, they still keep saying there's not enough space. I caught two Mikus fighting over the remote control like they were siblings or something.

Miku: Looks like we've covered everyone. Except you, Luka! Luka, have you had any problems?

Luka: Well, let's see...the upstairs toilet is leaking a bit, so we need to call the plumber for that... And we've had reports of rustling in the bushes at night, so we may have to look out for burglars... Oh, and we're out of fatty tuna!

*Everyone stares at Luka*

Luka: Did I do anything wrong?

Miku: No, Luka....You did NOTHING wrong.

Len: *mutters under his breath* Lucky...