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Benny: Bebop Knave


*Yamito is once again bored. He's looking up things on the internet while Panki watches him*

Panki: Hey Yamito, do you think I look cool leaning up against the wall like this?

Yamito: And I should care why?

Panki: Never mind. *walks over to him and looks over his shoulder* Whatcha looking at, sport?

Yamito: None of your business. And don't call me sport. You're starting to sound like Lance.

Panki: Jeez, I was just asking a question...Whatcha looking at?

Yamito: I said, none of your...*He freezes up* Oh, gross. I had no idea you were that desperate...

Panki: What? What did you see... *He takes a peek and also freezes* OH MY MUSE...

Panki: *points to picture* Yamito...you don't really think that's me, do you? I would NEVER do that to Ao....

Yamito: Really, Mr. Desperate wouldn't even go out with HIMSELF? I find that hard to believe...

Panki: Oh yeah? And what's with all of this with you and some guy named Starmine?

Yamito: Who the heck is Starmine? That looks like my not-evil twin!

Panki: But I thought you already had a twin!

Yamito: Anti is evil. 'Nuff said.

Aitetsu: What's going on here? I heard a Len fight...

Panki: Aitetsu, what the heck is this?

Yamito: Yeah Panki, what's the matter, are you jealous?

Aitetsu: What are you talking....OH MY. Y-you honestly don't think I would do that, would you? Because we're technically the same person...

Yamito: Oh really? Wait till this gets out...

Panki: Oh yeah? Who's Starmine, huh?

Senbu: *flings open the door* WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?

Yamito: *still uneasy* Hey Senbu, check out who they put you with?

Senbu: Hmmm? *takes a look* OH, DISGUSTING! ME AND MY SWORN ENEMY...UUUUUGH!!! AND I'M PRACTICALLY GROVELING AT HIS FEET!

*Baku hears this and strolls in*

Baku: What's this I hear about Senbu groveling at my feet?

Yamito: Oh sure, go ahead and take a look...

*Baku grins...and then he frowns. And then he covers his mouth and retches*

Baku: U....UGH! WHAT IS... THAT IS...

Ao: What are you talking about?

Baku: *looking like he's about to throw up* JUST..THE MOST DISGUSTING NIGHTMARE EVER...

Ao: It must be pretty bad to make you sick... *takes a look* YUCK! WHO WRITES THIS GARBAGE?

Yamito: People who hate Len. *But inside, he's pretty sick too*

Kuma: *walks in with Aisu* Who hates Len?

*Ayasaki pops in out of nowhere with two blindfolds*

Ayasaki: Hey kids, want to play blind man's bluff?

*Before they can protest, Ayasaki blindfolds both of them*

Ayasaki: Well, at least they put me with Ougetsu...I'm glad I'm not subject to this torment.

Ao: Uh, Ayasaki? That's not Ougetsu...that's HOUgetsu.

Ayasaki: ...Humans are evil.

Yamito: Yup.

*Before they know it, things have once again degenerated into chaos*

Benny: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME? I WANNA BE SHIPPED TOO!

Aitetsu: No, you don't.

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