Shigure: Shigure
Charles: Prince Blanc
Cendrillon: Princess Blanche
Shiroyuki: A Snow Miku...I'm going to let you guess which one.
*Sumire is in Yuuzai's room, when he notices a picture frame of him and a Luka*
Sumire: Who's this?
Yuuzai: Oh, this is my girlfriend. Her name's Amie.
Sumire: She's beautiful...
Yuuzai: Isn't she? *sighs* Of all the girls out there, there is no one like my Amie...
*Azure suddenly barges in*
Azure: I BEG TO DIFFER!
Yuuzai: Hm?
Azure: No one, NO ONE, is more beautiful than my Bianca!
Yuuzai: But does she even love you?
Azure: Bianca hides her heart to everyone but me. She is mine alone!
Shigure: You're both wrong. Momiji is the most beautiful!
Sumire: Er, where did you come from?
Azure: Care to fight me for that?
*Azure pulls a rapier out of NOWHERE*
Shigure: So, fighting for our honor?
*Shigure pulls out his katana*
Shigure: FOR THE HONOR OF MOMIJI!
Urotander Blue: Did someone say FIGHT?!
*He pulls out...a giant popsicle?*
Sumire: Please, all of you, reconsider!
Urotander Blue: YOU HAVE A GIRL'S NAME!!!!
Sumire: *suddenly confused* What does that have to do with anything?
Charles: *draws his own sword* Of all the ladies in the land, Cendrillon is the most beautiful!
Azure: Take that!
*By now the weirdest swordfight ever has broken out. Yuuzai has no weapon, so he's using a cardboard tube for some reason*
Charles: VILLAIN!
*Sumire is just crumpled up into a corner*
*Suddenly, as the Kaito swordfight rages, a rush of cold air streams out the door*
Yukito: That's enough!
*All the Kaitos except Sumire are now frozen*
Yukito: All of them are beautiful in their own way!
Yukito: Though if I'm going to be honest...Shiroyuki is the prettiest.
*Indou comes in with a scythe*
Yukito: The fight's over. Go home.
*Indou lets out a melancholy sigh, then leaves.*
(Today on Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together...A BIG FIGHT!!!)
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