Recovered from Arifure Miku's Vlog

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by ThePichuPrincess

by ThePichuPrincess

Zani: Zany Hatsune

Ari: Psst. Hey. Heeeey... This thing on?

Ari: Okay, so it's only day 4 of the Manor Project, and I'm already going STIR-CRAZY! First of all, they put me with a girl named, I kid you not, Zani; and I don't understand a WORD she says! I guess they figured we would go together because we were both Pinocchio-P modules, but I have literally NO idea what goes on in that head of hers.

*Moves camera over to show stark white section of the room, aside from a few random colorful shapes*

Ari: See? This is my section of the room. A little weird, but I'm fine with a little weird. What I can't handle is THIS mess!

*Moves camera over to show the other side, which is decorated in a cartoonish sci-fi style.*

Ari: THIS is what I'm talking about. I'm not sure whether she's actually from another planet like she says she is, but she sure ACTS like she's from another planet. It's IMPOSSIBLE to read her.

Ari: And that isn't even the WORST of it. Wait till you see the rest of the mansion...

*Moving the camera downstairs, slightly bumpy*

Ari: Phew! We didn't run into H*G*. She's just as crazy as Zani, maybe even crazier. She makes video game noises all the time, and she hisses if you bring her into broad daylight. All she does is play video games and hide in weird places, then pop out to freak you out.

Ari: Oh, speaking of freaky, see the girl with the weird mask and Hanafuda cards? That's Rai. Supposedly she was abducted into the spirit world as a little girl, so that's why she acts so strange. But she's not just weird, she's CREEPY! Even Debbie-Downer Atsume is scared of her!

*Camera focuses on Rai, turning over cards with a dreamy look in her eye*

Ari: Like, just yesterday, she told me there was a one-eyed thing in my closet. I thought she was nuts, but then I looked in and THERE IT WAS!!! We had to call the Sakura Squad to get rid of it.

*Moves camera to focus on Honey on the couch. She's watching TV and looking bored*

Ari: As if that wasn't bad enough, we also have some people who are just plain mean. Like this lady, Honey. Don't be fooled by her name, she's anything but sweet. To me at least.

Honey: Take a hike, weirdo...Wait, are you RECORDING ME? IS THAT A CAMERA?

Ari: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! ABORT MISSION!!!

*Camera moves as Ari runs away*

Honey: COME BACK HERE YOU! YOU'RE HISTORY IF YOU SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME!!!!

*Camera falls to the floor, briefly showing Ari and Honey's feet*

???: What's this thing?

*Camera is picked up, then turned around to face Zani*

Zani: Ooh, Earthling recording device! Hello world! And bye for now!

*Camera turns off*