Urotander Yellow: Underhanded Yellow
Senbu: Ni-No-Sakura Fan Dance
*Sometime before the events of Meiko Mistakes...*
Yamito: UGH! I'm DONE!
L: *looks away from TV* Done with what?
Yamito: Just...DONE! *sighs* I'm done with this stupid Len mansion, done with this crazy project, done with these weird schedules, and done with that stupid cutesy fanart of me!
Yamito: *points to face* DO I LOOK CUTE TO YOU???
Aitetsu: Yamito, you need to stop spending so much time on the computer.
Yamito: Well what else am I supposed to do? My roommate keeps showing off his Power Rangers figures, Ao practices all night so I can't sleep, the piano kid's a crybaby who talks to ghosts, there's LITERALLY a kid living in the refrigerator, and I keep being told my nightmares are smelly, whatever THAT means!
Aitetsu: Calm down, Yamito...
Yamito: NO! I've had it with this stupid mansion! I'm running away! *takes a gulp of coffee* And Aitetsu's coffee stinks!
L: But you drank it anyway!
*Yamito ignores him and storms upstairs to his room. Urotander Yellow is practicing superhero poses in the mirror*
*Yamito starts packing his things, but Urotander Yellow doesn't notice*
Yamito: *yells* I'M RUNNING AWAY!!!!
*Urotander Yellow doesn't notice*
Yamito: I WON'T BE COMING BACK!
*Urotander Yellow doesn't notice*
Yamito: PARADICHLOROBENZENE!
Urotander Yellow: *flexing* Yeah! Cool! Uh-huh!
*Yamito sighs and leaves*
Yamito: I need a place to plan...Hmmm...
*Yamito sees Senbu yelling at Aitetsu^
Senbu: Excuse me sir, is this some kind of joke?
Aitetsu: What are you talking about?
Senbu: *points to piece of paper* These room assignments! Are you not aware that you are rooming me with my mortal enemy?
Aitetsu: Calm down Senbu, he never uses his room anyway. Doesn't sleep, remember?
Senbu: I REFUSE TO ROOM WITH THE THING I AM SWORN TO DESTROY!
Yamito: *thinks* Idiots. HEY SENBU, AITETSU'S A YOUKAI TOO!
*Senbu looks at Aitetsu*
Senbu: Is...is this true? *dark look* Then I have no choice! *pulls out seals*
Senbu: *sticks seal on Aitetsu* EVIL SPIRIT, BE EXORCISED!!!!
*Aitetsu faints. Yamito quietly sneaks past them into what's supposed to be Baku and Senbu's room.*
*Senbu's side looks like a combination of Spirited Away and Ghostbusters, while Baku's side is completely monochrome, with a tea table, couch, bookshelf, desk and nothing else.*
Yamito: Gotta hand it to the guy, he may be a total manipulative jerk, but he has pretty good taste.
*Yamito sits down at the desk*
Baku: Why, thank you.
*Yamito turns to see Baku sitting at the table drinking tea*
Yamito: !@#$%^&*()!
Baku: Excuse me?
Yamito: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?!
Baku: Oh my, are those two still at it? Silly thing to fight over, when I don't even use my room.
Yamito: Yeah, yeah. Cut the fancy talk.
Baku: Just because everyone else speaks like an oaf doesn't mean I have to.
Yamito: Oaf? You really are living in the wrong century...
*Yamito starts drawing up plans*
Baku: *peeks over Yamito's shoulder* May I ask what you're doing?
Yamito: Yah! None of your business!
*Baku leans over Yamito's shoulder to see better*
Yamito: *sighs* If you really wanna know, I'm making plans to get out of here. I'm sick and tired of living with these weirdos.
Baku: Oh, I know what you mean! You have no idea what it's like being the only sane one. Not to mention the only one with class.
Yamito: I'll...just ignore the previous comments. So, you want to get out of here too?
Baku: *sighs* More than anything.
Baku: Are you suggesting a truce?
Yamito: Only if you take back what you said about my dreams being smelly.
Baku: Oh no, I can't do that. I can smell them from here. Ugh, if this place wasn't enough of a monkey house...
Yamito: ...Fine, I'll take you with me. But only because you know how to get around at night. I can't see in the dark like you can.
Baku: Perfect! So where did you have in mind?
Yamito: I dunno. Anywhere but here, I guess.
Baku: *smiles mysteriously* Perhaps...to the Mikus'? Or Rins'? Or maybe Luka too!
Yamito: Hey, if you're going to use this as an excuse for dream-hunting, be my guest, but once we sneak in, you're on your own, got it?
Baku: ...Fine then.
*Yamito holds out his hand. Baku just stands there*
Yamito: Well?
Baku: Well what?
Yamito: Aren't you going to shake my hand?
Baku: I don't shake hands. For...reasons.
Yamito: Well, don't expect me to pinky promise with you or anything. I'm not one of your stupid little prey, got it?
Baku: I wouldn't go after you even if we were contracted, sir.
*Yamito keeps standing there. Finally, Baku takes his hand and shakes it (while covering his eyes and looking away*
Yamito: All right then. Operation Paradichlorobenzene is a go.
Baku: Do you seriously name everything that? How about Operation Shadow Sneak?
Yamito: That's a Pokemon move. How about Operation Dark Night?
Baku: Isn't that the, er comic with the man who dresses up as a bat?
Yamito: I'm getting impatient, so it's Dark Night or nothing.
Baku: *sighs* All right.
Yamito: Then let's go.
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Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together
FanfictionWhy I don't have modules live together. A social experiment.
