Confronting Crypton

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by ThePichuPrincess

by ThePichuPrincess

Actual place! (actual events)

*At Crypton headquarters in Sapporo...*

Crypton Executive: So, to continue the development of Hatsune Miku's future voicebanks...

*Just then Meiko kicks open the door like a military officer. Rin is with her, hands on her hips*

Crypton Executive: Oh, Rin and Meiko! What brings you he-

Vocaloids: YOU NEED TO STOP THE MANOR PROJECT!!!!

Crypton Executive: But-but it's still in its beta...and we haven't confirmed whether it's a success or failure...

Vocaloids: IT'S A FAILURE!

Rin: Definitely!

Meiko: *yelling* END THE PROJECT, NOW!

Crypton Executive: N-now now, Meiko, we shouldn't get too upset...

*She ignores this statement and slams a piece of paper onto the table*

Meiko: This, sir, is a petition signed by approximately 130 of the modules, requesting the TERMINATION of the Manor Project. It also states that UNLESS said demands were met or an alternative found, they will WITHDRAW from the DIVA Project!

Rin: Yeah! ...Wait, what?

*pulls Meiko over for a second*

Rin: Big Sis Meiko, you never said anything about secession! What are we going to do with all of those Modules wandering around?

Meiko: Relax, it's just part of the plan. If there's one thing I know about, it's how to win an argument. ESPECIALLY with my manager.

Len: *standing in the doorway* I just want to say that I do NOT know these crazy people! (He's obviously lying)

Meiko: Well, which one is it? Revision or secession?

Crypton Executive: Uh, er, uh...

Meiko: WELL?

Crypton Executive: We'll...will think about it. Th-thank you Meiko.

*The Crypton executives nervously chatter amongst themselves. Meiko turns and winks at Rin*

Meiko: And that, little Rin, is how you bribe the manager.

Rin: So wait, we're not going to beat anyone up?

Meiko: Don't worry, nothing was hurt...*whispering* except their egos...

Len: *dragging his sister off* Oh-kay, that's enough advice from Meiko...

Rin: Really? Darn it!