Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together

CHAOS

*Miku has started walking through the new neighborhood to check on the modules. She walks past the Miku mansion and sees Ari and Pandora fighting.*

Ari: Hand over my pillow right now!

Pandora: Your pillow? YOUR pillow? It's MY pillow!

*She walks past the Rin mansion and sees what looks like a full blown war, complete with plunger arrows, slingshots, and face paint*

Mayou: YOU WILL NEVER WIN, LIGHT RINS!

*Cherry shoots magic sparkles from her whisk, turning the roof into gingerbread*

Cherry: *uncharacteristically yelling* NEITHER WILL YOU, DARK RINS!!!

*The Neutral Rins and weirdly enough, Baku are hiding somewhere in the yard. He gives Miku a wave, but the Rins pull him down. She walks over to the Luka mansion, only to find three Mikus having a picnic in the yard. Some of them also wave.*

Miku: *thinking* Mikus in the Luka mansion? Huh?

*She walks past the Kaito mansion and hears groaning from the dumpster. She opens it up and is shocked to see Yuuzai inside*

Miku: Y-Yuuzai? What are you doing in there?

Yuuzai: Never mind that...could you tell Amie that I want to move in with her? I know we're not even engaged yet, but...

*Miku is confused, but she walks past him to the Len mansion, takes one peek inside...and jolts away.*

Miku: Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

*The Meiko mansion just has a bunch of Meikos passed out on the lawn for whatever reason. The normally-pristine inside is completely trashed.*

Miku: What in the...What's going on here?

*She finally makes it to the Vocaloid meeting*

Miku: Guys, something weird is going on. I just saw Mikus fighting, a Rin war, Mikus in the Luka mansion, Lens in the Rin mansion, a Kaito in the dumpster, a bunch of sick Meikos, and Lukas...actually, the Lukas seemed fine. But nevertheless! Something is going on here!

Rin: I agree. I've never seen me shooting a plunger at me before. It's all so...surreal.

Luka: Nothing about Modules is normal.

Len: But this is way beyond normal Module weird! I'm actually ashamed of myself...well, not myself myself...but my other selves!

Kaito: Am I really that bad with girls?

Len: Kaito, you're missing the point. Some of these modules are just not compatible with one another!

Rin: Who even came up with this idea in the first place?

Luka: Last time I checked, it was the Crypton executives...

Meiko: Well then, *claps her hand to her fist* I think we ought to have a talk with our "creators*...

Rin: Yeah!

Kaito: Yeah! Wait...you're just going to talk, aren't you?

*Rin and Meiko just grin*