Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together

Rin Wars!

*Kuro has just come home from shopping with Kagerou. She walks into the Rin mansion to find a barricade of various card tables and a random ping-pong table*

Kuro: What the heck's going on here?

Kagerou: Jeez, we leave the house for an hour or two and THIS is what happens!

*Suou peeks out from the right side of the tables*

Suou: Hey, what took you so long Big Sis? You're late for the battle!

Kuro: Battle? What battle?

Mayou: *peeks out from the left side* The battle for the war!

Kagerou: What war?

Hasami: You know, the war! You two need to get over here and fight with us! *She throws a crumpled-up piece of paper over the card tables and shows her scissors to the other side*

Kuro: It's only day three, and you've already declared war? Someone has to fix this!

Suou: NO WAY! Kuro is one of us!

Fairy: *nervously peeks out* Um, yes!

Kagerou: You still haven't told us what the war's about?

Urotander Orange: It's a war between the Light and Dark!

Kagerou: This isn't about Star Wars, is it?

Urotander Orange: NO! I mean the light-toned songs and the dark toned songs!

R: And we're gonna win! Because obviously Rin songs are fun and cheerful!

Roshin: Like heck they are! Haven't you ever heard of Meltdown?

Hasami: Or Tokyo Teddy Bear?

Mayou: Or The Lost One's Weeping? We're the ones people listen to!

Himawari: Yeah! Our songs have real meaning!

Cherry: You mean real DEPRESSING! Our songs are what Rin's known for!

Mayou: You mean OUR songs!

Roshin: Come on, Kuro, Kagerou! You two need to come here too! What's not dark about Solitude's End?

Suou: NO! Solitude's End has a happy ending, and Iroha Uta isn't dark at all! They need to come over here!

Mayou: Join the dark side, Kuro...

Hasami: Yeah, your name literally means "black"!

Fairy: No, no! Don't listen to them! Join the light!

Roshin: We're the true Rins!

R: No, WE are!

Ame: They divided the house in two...I could not stop them.

Ougetsu: It's terrifying...

Kochou: Indeed.

Ame: We fear that we may be the only "neutral" ones...

Kagerou: Glad to hear SOMEONE'S still sane...What about you, Kuro?

Kuro: ....I just want to know how you get past the barricade.  You know, to get a drink, to go to the bathroom...

*The "neutral" Rins look at each other*

Ougetsu: We...have not figured that out yet.