Kagerou: Heat Haze
Uso: Liar
*Some Rin Modules are sitting around the kotatsu*
Suou: Hey, hey, Big Sis Kuro!
Kuro: Hmm? What is it, Suou?
Suou: Umm...all of us Rins have a song, right?
Kuro: Yeah...
Suou: Big Sis and Big Bro are from Solitude's End and To the Ends of Infinity, right?
Kuro: Mm-hm...
Suou: And Miss Kagerou's from Iroha Uta, right?
Kuro: Right.
Suou: Miss R and Mister L are from Remote Control, Miss Tekiya and Miss Uso are from Doubleganger...So I was just wondering...
Suou: What song am I from?
*Kuro starts to sweat*
Suou: I do have a song, right? Riiiight?
Kuro: Hold on a sec...
*Kuro quickly runs upstairs and frantically searches on her computer*
Kuro: Raspberry...Raspberry...A-ha!
*She runs downstairs*
Kuro: *gasping for breath* You...are...from...Rin...Rin...Signal
Suou: Oh, that makes sense! Thanks Big Sis!
Suou: *smiles mysteriously* Sooo...what's my other form from...
Kuro: Other...form...?
Kagerou: What other form?
*Suou starts to pulse with otherworldly light*
Suou: Ehehe....you really wanna know?
Panda: OH MY GOSH!
*Suou's body becomes enveloped in red light*
Kuro: Suou? SUOU!
*Suou emerges in kitsune form*
Suou: Hehe...Ya see... Suou's a teeny, weeny bit cursed...
Kagerou: CURSED?!
Suou: Suou and her brother made the nasty mistake of not honoring a kitsune...But it turns out...She was a kyubi and turned us both into foxes! Ehehe!
Kagerou: SUOU IS A YOUKAI?
Suou: Yup! And now that Suou's in her true form, Suou's going to have fun!
*She grins and a red foxfire appears in her palm*
Tekiya: WE JUST GOT THIS MANSION AND SHE'S GOING TO BURN IT DOWN!
Kagerou: QUICK, CALL THE SAKURA SQUAD!
Kuro: THERE'S NO TIME!!!
Kagerou: THEN JUST GET KOCHOU!
*Kuro dashes upstairs to Kochou and Hasami's room*
Kuro: *flings open door* KOCHOU! WE NEED YOU!
*Kochou appears to be having a tea party with Hasami and her bear*
Kochou: *unfazed* What is it?
Kuro: SUOU'S A YOUKAI AND SHE'S GOING TO BURN DOWN THE MANSION IF SHE'S NOT STOPPED!
Kochou: I know.
Kuro: YES! Wait, WHAT?
Kochou: I sensed that Suou's aura wasn't quite right. Cursed by a higher youkai, perhaps a tengu or kyubi?
Kuro: WELL IF YOU KNOW, THEN HELP US OUT!
Kochou: *sips tea* No need.
Kuro: WHAT?
Kochou: Suou is a relatively weak kitsune. She does not even have more than one tail. Her flames will dissipate on their own, and she'll soon be back to normal.
Kochou: Suou, you see, does not have much control of her powers. Because of that, they can be intense, but flicker out quickly when she transforms back.
Kochou: Speaking of which, she can only transform under certain circumstances. If the moon is bright, or if it's a holiday...or if she feels certain strong emotions.
Kuro: Strong emotions...Like...confusion? *thinks* Oh crap, this is all my fault.
*Kuro runs back to her computer*
Kuro: Where is it...Where is it...AH-HAH!
*Kuro runs downstairs*
Suou: Eheh...What should Suou do next! Ooh! Maybe she could scare some livestock!
Kuro: KOKORO!
Suou: Huh?
Kagerou: What?
Tekiya: Why?
Kuro: *exhausted*...Your...fox form...is from Kokoro.
Suou: Kokoro? That...That...
*Suou goes back to human form, her flames dissipate*
Suou: That makes sense!
Suou: Thanks for letting me know, Big Sis! Hehe!
Kuro: Crisis averted!
Kagerou: Uh, Kuro...hate to burst your bubble, but look.
*The living room is covered in soot*
Suou: I got carried away...Oopsie...
Kuro: *Sighs* I'll clean it up...
*Suou pops a raspberry into her mouth*
Suou: Oh, by the way Big Sis, wanna hear something cool?
Kuro: *vacuuming* What?
Suou: Me and Aitetsu's transformations are linked! So whenever I transform, he transforms too!
Kuro: WHAT?
Kuro: Oh no...
Meanwhile, at the Len mansion...
Aitetsu: Guys....I feel kind of weird?
Ao: Weird how?
Aitetsu: Weirdly...POWERFUL! Heh heh heh...
*Screams from Len Mansion*
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Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together
FanficWhy I don't have modules live together. A social experiment.