Polly: Pirate
*The Meikos are just chilling and doing Meiko things*
Tsubaki: Hey girls! I brought SAKE!!!
*All Meikos stop what they're doing and run towards Tsubaki*
Urotander Red: WOOHOO! FINALLY!
Natsume: Now, now...We're all going to be careful, right? Remember, we're alternate versions of the same person...
Piano: So we should have the same alcohol tolerance she does!
Natsume: Not the point I was going to make...
Tsubaki: Sooo...that mean you don't want any?
Natsume: Uhhh....I wouldn't say that...
Ichigo: Then there's nothing to worry about, is there? Drink up!
Natsume: I'm not so sure about this...
Lorelei: Oh, don't worry Natsume, I'm sure it'll be fine... What could possibly happen?
Meikos: CHEERS!
*Half an hour later, there is a RAGING party going on at the Meikos'*
Tsubaki: *hair undone* Now this is what I call a PARTY!
Fiona: *standing on her head* TO HECK WITH PROTOCOL!
Urotander Red: *swinging from the lanterns like Tarzan* NOW YOU'RE TALKING!
*Even Momiji is stumbling around with a fallen lantern on her head*
Momiji: I can't see! I can't see!
*She bumps into Lorelei*
Momiji: Oh no! Sorry, Tsubaki!
Lorelei: ...I'm Lorelei.
Momiji: ARGH! Sorry, Lorelei!
*Ichigo is throwing magic everywhere, turning furniture into random things like frogs*
*Natsume is in the garden, doing...well, you probably know what she's doing at this point*
*The doorbell rings*
Fiona: I'LL GET IT!!!
*Polly is at the door holding a huge barrel*
Polly: WHO WANTED THE RUM?
*Polly ends up joining the Meiko party. Unfortunately, Polly's rum only makes it crazier*
*Poor Natsume is still sick*
*There's a rustle in the bushes. Two Len heads peek out*
Yamito: Coast is clear!
*The two runaway Lens sneak through the yard*
Yamito: Finally, I'm out of that house of horrors.
Baku: Good riddance. We're better off without those idiots. *thinks* But one decided to tag along anyway...
Yamito: Whatever. We just need to find out where the heck we are.
*The Lens sneak up to the flower bushes. The Meikos' crazy party has the whole mansion lit up and changing colors. In the colored light, Yamito can't tell what color the roses are. They're red, by the way*
Yamito: Huh...Pink roses... This must be the Luka mansion.
Baku: Luka, you say? *grins* Then we've just hit the jackpot, my friend! *thinks* It's not Miku or Rin...but Luka dreams will certainly be savory...
Yamito: Stop drooling over stupid Luka and let's get in there already. Anything's better than that stupid *air quotes* "Len mansion"
*The two Lens find the front door. There's also a window open.*
Yamito: There's the door, come on.
*Baku yanks him back*
Baku: Are you insane? That horrible Sakura Squad will be patrolling the front! No, we'll do this my way...
*He heads toward the window*
Yamito: Oh yeah, because they'll just love you breaking in like a burglar. Have fun getting arrested, and I'LL use the door.
Baku: Hmph! All right then!
Yamito: Fine!
*The two Lens run off in separate directions. Yamito rings the doorbell and enters, while Baku creeps into the window*
Five minutes later....
*rumble rumble rumble CRASH!*
*rumble rumble rumble "SCREAM!"*
*rumble rumble rumble rumble*
Fiona: *flings open door and kicks both Lens outside* AND STAY OUT!
*Both Lens lay knocked out in the Meikos' yard*
Baku: Uuuugh....
Yamito: Pointy Meiko boots...Owww...
Baku: ...I hope you have nightmares tonight.
Yamito: After what I've been through, I probably will.
*Natsume is still sick*
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Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together
FanfictionWhy I don't have modules live together. A social experiment.
