Why Modules Shouldn't Live Together

Crane's Miku Song

(No, I will not record myself singing it, simply because I don't know how)

There's a Miku in the kitchen!

There's a Miku in the hallway!

There's a Miku out dancing in the yard!

There's a Miku in the bedroom!

There's a Miku on the sofa!

There's a Miku that thinks she is a bard!

There's a Miku on the ceiling!

There's a Miku on the railing!

There's a Miku who's just lying on the floor!

There's a Miku on the bed!

There's a Miku on my HEAD!

There's even a Miku stuck in the door!

What on earth are all of these Mikus doing here?

They won't just go away easily I fear!

I wish I could just get rid of them

But no one would let me, so I can't

They don't belong, that's for sure

It's a Miku infestation, what's the cure?

There's a Miku in the attic!

There's a Miku in the basement!

There's a Miku in a place she shouldn't be!

There's a Miku in the bathroom!

There's a Miku in the cupboard!

There's a Miku outside stuck in a tree!

There's a Miku in the fridge!

There's a Miku on the bridge!

There's a Miku that's knocking on the door!

There are Mikus on the chairs!

There are Mikus on the stairs!

And oh no, do I see MORE?

Why on earth won't these Mikus leave me alone?

I just can't wait till the real one gets home!

I can't stand it, can't stand all the noise

Forget seeing red, I'm seeing turquoise!

Why the heck does Miku have so many modules?

Whoever thought this was a good idea, they're all fools!

I can't get mad, 'cause I know I'll always fail

But I never want to see another pair of green pigtails!

Crane: Thank you, thank you. Nothing against Mikus, but don't you just feel that there are too many of them?

Thorned Rose: Oh, definitely.

Reciever: But Mikus are cool!

Transmitter: Meh. Rins are better.

Reciever: But R, YOU'RE a Rin!

Transmitter: I rest my case!

(You think I was going to do this without slipping in at least one Rin? You thought wrong, my friends.)