"So, let me get this straight, you went skinny dipping" I say, pointing at Harry. "And then you and Ron watched a pornography of me, Harry, and Hermione having a threesome?"
The boys had just shown up to the tent, Ron had come back last night and the two were bringing me and Hermione up on what happened.
"Well, I wouldn't put it the way that you said it, but yeah" Harry says.
"And without me?!" I ask, being dramatically offended.
"Y/n- that's not the point" Hermione says. "And you" she says, turning to Ron, "you complete arse! You show up here after weeks, and you say hey?!"
What else is he supposed to say first exactly? I thought in conversations you're supposed to say a greeting first? Like hello, hey, hola, bon journ? Oh well, she's confusing sometimes.
"Where's my wand?" Hermione asks, turning towards Harry.
"I don't know" Harry says quickly.
"Where is it?" She asks.
"I don't have it" he says quickly.
"Harry Potter you give me my wand!" Hermione says, backing him into a tree.
"Woah woah woah, before you do anything to him, just don't ruin his face" I say.
"Y/n!" Harry says.
"I'm kidding! Back away from the future husband" I say to Hermione.
Hermione sends a glare at Harry and backs away, I think Harry was too scared of Hermione to realize what I called him.
"Why's he got your wand?" Ron asked, and I think we all know he regretted asking soon afterwards.
"Never mind why he's got my wand!" Hermione snapped at him.
Poor Ronnie.
"What is that?" Hermione asks, noticing what Ron was holding.
Ron held up the destroyed horcrux in his hand, along with Godric Gryffindor's sword.
"You destroyed it?" She asks, astonished. "And how is it that you just happen to have the sword of Gryffindor?"
"It's a long story" Harry says.
"Don't think this changes anything" Hermione says, walking back to the tent.
"Of course not, I only just destroyed a very horcrux, why would that change anything?" Ron asks sarcastically. "I wanted to come back as soon as I left, I just didn't know how to find you."
"Yeah, how did you find us?" Harry asks.
"With this" Ron says, pulling out the deluminator. "Turns out it doesn't just turn off lights, I don't know how it works. On Christmas morning, I was sleeping in this little pub, keeping away from some snatchers. And I heard it."
"It?" I ask.
"A voice, your voice, Hermione, coming out of it" Ron says.
"And what exactly did I say, may I ask?" Hermione asks.
"My name, just my name, like a whisper" Ron says.
Your name but like a whisper? Sounds like a moan you're describing, but whatever floats your boat.
"So, I took it, clicked it, and this tiny ball of light appeared. And I knew, and sure enough, it floated toward me, the ball of light. It went right to my chest, straight through me. I knew it was gonna take me where I needed to go, so I disapparated. To this very mountainside, it was dark, I had no idea where I was. I just hoped that one of you would show yourself, and you did" Ron explains.
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Best Friends
Fanfiction"You're aren't going to look for the book are you?" I ask, closing my eyes. "No, I just need to do something" Harry says. Next thing I know, my best friend kisses me. "I've been wanting to do that for a while" Harry says. "So have I" I say, with a...
