-Don't leave something in the toaster and start playing a video game you can't pause (I really hate that PS4 games did that to me D:)
-Don't tell your dad to "bring it around town!" (Just don't, ok?)
-You know those really small blender things that people use to make smoothies and stuff? The other day, I learned that you're supposed to clean them by filling it with water, putting soap and the metal sponge inside, and just shake it. Well don't ask me how, but I got the idea to just blend it instead of shaking it. DO NOT TRY THIS OH MY GOODNESS THAT WAS BAD!!!!
- Don't question your hypocrite parents when they tell you not to text and drive even though they practically can't drive without a phone in their hand
That's all I got :/
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Just Cause
RandomBasically a documentation of my slow but steady mental deterioration. I need to be put to rest.
