Just Cause

Life is Good

1

Me: *doing homework on my day off like a good noodle*

My ADD: Hey, let's take a short break and watch this youtube video! It's only ten minutes long.

Me: *checks clock*

Clock: 12:45

Me: Sure, I guess ten minutes won't hurt.

~Later~

Me: That was fun. Time to get back to work.

Me: *checks clock again*

Clock: 2:25

Me: Wait, how the fuck did two hours just pass??

My ADD: .....

2

Me: *looking for breakfast in the morning*

Me: There's nothing to eat...

Me: *spots box of popcorn*

Me: NO. Bad Kay! You do NOT eat popcorn in the morning for breakfast.

My Body: *grabs a bag of popcorn*

Me: Don't do it, Kay.

My Body: *walks towards the microwave*

Me: BE STRONG

My Body: *takes off plastic wrap*

Me: IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO STOP YOURSELF

My Body: *tosses bag in the microwave and puts the timer*

Me: STOP NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

My Body: *presses 'Start'*

Me: *shrugs indifferently* too late.

3

Mom: Kayli, can you get up early tomorrow and take your sisters to school for me please?

Me: *loud groan*

~The Next Day~

Me: *gets up early*

Me: *takes sisters to school*

Me: *gets to college hella early*

Me: Hmm, I'm pretty early today. Maybe I can actually park close to my classes so I don't have to walk so much!

Me: *parks my car really close to where I take most of my classes like a boss*

~Later~

Me: *walking to my car* My legs don't hurt at all today :D

Me: *sees something on my windshield and grabs it*

Me: IS THIS A FUCKING PARKING TICKET?? D:<

4

Me: *driving to school happily while drinking my coffee*

Me: *spills some coffee on the seat*

Me: Crap, do I have any wipes in here?

Me: *checks glove compartment*

Me: NO BUT I HAVE A GUN, THAT HELPS.

Me: *makes illegal U-turn while screaming* DAAADD

This has been a month.