Me: *checks wattpad*
Me: *sees that I have 160 followers*
Me: YES!! NEW MILESTONE!!
Me: *party noises*
The Next Day
Me: *checks Wattpad*
Wattpad: *159 followers*
Me: *hello darkness my old friend noises*
A Week Later
Me: *checks Wattpad again*
Wattpad: *160 again yay*
Me: YES! FINALLY :D
*several days later*
Me: *checks Wattpad*
Wattpad: 159 LMAO
Me: OKAY WHO DOES NOT WANT ME TO REACH THIS MILESTONE??? WHO IS MY ENEMY ON THIS WEBSITE??? FITE MEH
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Just Cause
RandomBasically a documentation of my slow but steady mental deterioration. I need to be put to rest.
