So this has been a pretty shitty school year so far, and long story short, I'm literally taking more pills than my grandmother, every day.
BUT it's not all bad! See, some of those pills are supposed to control what I have, while the rest are for the side effects that the original pills can give me. Either way, I'm supposed to be experiencing a buttload of crazy side effects, like:
Crazy weight gain
Crazy mood swings
Crazy cravings for all the foods I'm not supposed to be eating while I'm on these medications
Depression
Very weak immune system
But the side effects I'm actually getting are a different story:
Crazy weight loss (I'm down ten pounds!)
Crazy cravings for all the foods I'm not supposed to be eating while I'm on these medications
Extreme joy
So yeah, here's a small list of possible conclusions as to why this is:
1) I'm a mutant
2) I'm a mutant
3) God's taking it easy on me
4) I'm a fucking mutant XD
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Just Cause
RandomBasically a documentation of my slow but steady mental deterioration. I need to be put to rest.
