Warning: language
I have a bunch of actual oneshots in the works, but for right now I present to you: the sides as things my friends and I have said
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"move it back just a smidge... haha, smidge... i think that's my favorite unit of measurement" -Patton
"yo, i'm deadly" -Virgil
"the declaration of independence is like a break-up letter" -Logan
"his name is roman. pretty gay. theater kid." -Virgil
"i swear i didn't mean to write romance-" -Roman
"WAP... worship and prayer" -Patton
"no! remus, do not eat my soap!" -Janus
"every time you forget a pencil from here on out, i will be forced to add three seconds to my pterodactyl screech" -Logan
"if we don't like the way that sounds, i know the guy who wrote it so i can ask him to change it" -Roman, talking about a song he wrote
"i really need to stop reading fanfiction when i'm supposed to be in class" -Virgil
"i fell when i was running from a ninja. that's not what happened, but it's the story i'm sticking to" -Patton, after being asked how he sprained his ankle
"you're cishet... you don't get an opinion" -Janus
"no, oscar the grouch is the one who looks like weed. you're thinking of grover" -Remus
"roman, you're at a ten. i need you to take it down to a negative two" -Logan
"pecan (pronounced pee-con) is normal, pecan (pronounced pee-can) is for the nighttime" -Patton
"that's me trying to be hip with the kids, and it just failed" -Logan, after making a harry potter reference
"i just realized i compare every piece we learn to a disney movie... so i probably have a problem" -Roman
"oh! i forgot to put my glasses on! that's why everything looks so weird!" -Patton
"now that i think about it, i talk to myself a lot" -Thomas
"road work ahead? uh, no. i sure hope it doesn't" -Virgil
"STOP FACETIMING YOUR BOYFRIEND!" -Logan, yelling at Roman
"this is the gayest shirt. it has rainbows and bert and ernie" -Roman
"virgil are you okay? you're just standing there and it's really depressing" -Remus
"i think all of my teachers and also my parents greatly over estimate how much of a shit i give about school" -Virgil
"i swear, if i call my mom and you guys are just singing black parade again i'm going to hurt you" -Roman, to Remus and Virgil
"if i see one more person deadname elliot page, i will actually scream" -Virgil
"yeah, you guys missed the performance where remus fell off the stage" -Janus
"scar is my favorite disney princess" -Janus
"last night logan sat me down and was like 'roman, you're being stupid' and he was right" -Roman
"some days i worry about you guys. that day is today" -Logan
"i'm going to go outside and scream. if i'm not back in 10 minutes, call 911" -Virgil
"thank you, Mrs. Logan's Mom" -Patton
"love triangle implies the existence of love polygon" -Virgil
"wyoming's not a real place, duh" -Roman
"he ran excitedly off the building" -Remus, after being asked to come up with a sentence that uses an adverb
"i look incredibly gay and i love it" -Roman
"the video isn't working, so i'm gonna pretend to be JFK" -Janus
"how high are we willing to stack the swans?" -Remus
"the only reason i can remember the difference between heterozygous and homozygous is heterosexual and homosexual" -Roman
"mr. sandman... stole all my sand... make me so sandy, the sandiest man" -Patton
"remus sent me pictures of naked jesus" -Janus
"i dislike you very much" -Patton, trying to be nice to someone he hates
"actually i am homophobic... because i hate myself" -Virgil
"i beat up this little kid because he was being homophobic" -Janus
"is that actually how you spell spatula?!!" -Patton
"if you slip and hurt yourself, remus will laugh because that's the kind of guy he is" -Janus
"i'm gay but $20 is $20" -Virgil
"i mean this in the least sexual way possible... that was extremely sexy" -Remus
"this one time i was in a show and our lead actually broke her leg so we said break an arm instead" -Roman
"roman and patton were just staring directly into each other's eyes and doing the macarena" -Logan
"he just sent me the address and told me it was a braums... i didn't know we were actually going to the braums" -Logan
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Sanders Sides OneShots (Mostly Songfics)
Storie breviRead the title, that's pretty much it A lot of these are based on songs. All ships except romantic remrom
