Babe (prinxiety, logicality, and Demus)

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I'd just like to start this hey saying that normally I write on my laptop, but it's not warlkinf rn, so I'm typing this in my phone. I normally use grammarly to catch my mistakes, but I don't have that on my phone, so I'm sorry if I mess anything up lol.

TW// implied smut , mentions of Sanders Sides ending (idk if that's a trigger, but I'm putting a warning anyways) , Remus mentions Janus having a hemipenis , language

This story is set in a universe where the sides do actually exist, but are still parts of Thomas, I'd that makes any sense

The gang was recording it. The last one. The last Sanders Sides episode.

"This doesn't have to be the last one, though!" Virgil exclaimed. He nudged Roman.

"Babe, back me up here" he said

"Ye-" Roman began

"Wait, did you just call Roman 'babe'?" Thomas asked

"yeah" vigil replied

"why?" Thomas asked, confused

"did you not know that vitgil and I have been married for like 2 years?" Roman asked

"no! I did not know that!" Thomas exclaimed

"really? They weren't exactly hiding it" Logan chimed in

"are there any other relationships going on I should knew about?" Thomas asked

"Logan and Parton have been engaged  for about a year, and Jan has been fucking my brother in law for god knows how long" Virgil replied

"yeah, Jan's fun. Did you know that because he's half snake, he has 2 d-" Remus said

"can you please shut the fuck up?" Roman interrupted his tein

"ugh. Fien" Remus replied, sinkikng out

"wow, that is a lot to process. I'm just gonna go sit down for a while" Thomas sighed

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woah! My first non-human au story!! What did you guys think? Until next then, take it easy guys gals and nonbinary pals, peace out!

-Dipper

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