MPT:
Everyone was in the hall except hm who hadn't come yet.. Ks was also out..
Ss- pushpee! Km kaha hain?
Ps- bada pyaar aa raha hain apni km par.. kya pata kaha hain.. gayi hogi kisi ko dhone..( she said in her taana tone)
Ss- pj.. log aksar kapde dhote hain, bartan dhote hain, yaha tak haath- muh bhi dho lete hain.. km kisi ko kaisi dho sakti hain.. sabko kaisa lagega..
Cc- uff ye masoomiyat!
Ps- bhak.. kuch bhi bolti rehti ho.. dhone matlab apna bhaukal dikha rahi hogi kisi ko..
Ks- kaa pj.. hum bas bhaukal hi dikhate rehte hain ka pura din?( she said entering with a cloth bag)
Ps- aur nahi toh kya(she said softly)
Ks- sunna humne
Ss- km! Vo bag mein kya hain?
Ks- hmm ye sahi sawaal pucha hain tumne santu.. ye lo.. ye tumhare liye( handing over a card to Ss) ye tumhare liye( handing over one to Cc) aur bille ye tumhare liye( handing over one to billu)
Ps- humaare liye?
Ks- nahi hain
Ps- aise kaise nahi hain.. hume bhi chahiye!
Ks- aap santu ka dekh lijiyega theek hain? Abhi hume bohut kaam hain hum jaate hain..
Ps- ye nainsafi hain! Aap aise nahi jaa sakti!( she said shouting as Ks already left in her bike)
Ps- santu ab tum hi dikhao.. kya hain iss card mein?
Ss- pj!!!!! ( she said jumping) ye ms aur dsp sir ke shaadi ka invitation hain!!!
Ps- kyaa shaadi ki date fix ho gayi!!! Ye toh bohut jyada khushi ki baat hain!!
Cc- Haa pj!! Shaadi mein aapko toh unlimited aise golgappe milenge na..
Billu- maa!! Maa aaj main bohut khush hu maa!
Ps- khush toh hum bhi hain!! Santu dikhao toh card hume..
Ss- nahi pj.. aap khud ka dekh lena.. main abhi padh rahi hu isse..
Ps- aisa kya kar rahi ho.. dikhao hume bhi dekhna hain!
Cc- pj aap idhar iss chandal ka card dekh lijiye (pointing to billu)
Ps- ye acha nahi kiya kj ne.. billu tak ko card diya aur hume nahi! Hume!!( doing her overacting)
Just then hm arrived and saw the scene..
Hm- aap sab kya dekh kar itne utsuk ho rahe hain?
Ss- aapke shaadi ke cards.. aur kya!
Hm- kya?!? Humaare shaadi ke cards aur hume hi nahi pata?!
Ss- ms main jhoot nahi bol rahi.. dekhiye aap khud hi..
Hm- dikhao..
Hm saw the card and was shocked.. it was actually her wedding invitation card..
Ps- dekhiye na ms.. abhi abhi kj aayi thi aur unhone sabko card diya humaare sivay.. ye toh galat hain ms! Sarasar nainsafi hain! Humaare toh bhaagya hi phoot gaye!
Hm- shaant ho jaiye pj.. aur Ks ne ye aap sabko diye hain?
Cc- yes ms yes..
Hm- matlab ye jarur anu ka kaam hoga.. hume bina bataye aise kaise unhone dates final kar liye?!
Ss- haww ms.. fir toh ye zabaradasti shaadi ke jaise hua na..
Cc- sj sj shaant ho jaaiye..
Hm- pj hume unse milkar aate hain.. aap tab tak thaana sambhaliye
Ps- ji ms..
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Hm directly went to headquarters with one of the invitation cards and entered his cabin in visible anger..
Hm- jai Hind sir!
As- jai Hind .. hj aap achaanak se? Kuch kaam tha humse?
Hm- Hume apne mangetar se kaam tha sir.. agar aap unhe do minute bula lenge toh acha hoga( she said sternly)
As- boliye priye.. kya baat hain?
Hm- kya baat hain?!?! Aapne humse puche bina hi dates fix kara di!
As- dates? Kaunsi dates?
Hm- kaunsi dates?! Zahir si baat hain humaare shaadi ki dates anubhav ji!
As- dates kab fix hui?
Hm- wah matlab kya acting karte hain aap! Sirf dates hi nahi fix hui hain par aapne toh cards bhi chapva diye!
As- Arre priye shaant ho jaaiye.. kaunse cards ki baat kar rahi hain? Hume bhi kuch nahi pata..
Hm- kya?!
As- aapki kasam hj... hume kuch nahi pata .. aap hume vistar se samjhayengi..
Hm- anu hum iss card ki baat kar rahe hain.. ( she said showing him the invitation)
As took the card and saw it.. even he was surprised..
As- hj Hume iske baare mein kuch nahi pata.. ye aapke paas kaise?
Hm- aapki ladli behena ne ye cards pure mpt ko diye hain..
As- behena ne?
Hm- ji .. iseliye Hume laga ki isme aapka haath hain..
As- parantu behena humse puche bina ye sab nahi kar sakti.. avashya aur bhi log shamil hain isme..
Hm and As thought for a while and said in unison- Adil!
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Hms house:
Ks and Maa both were there.. maa was with ammi in her room and Ks and Am were in the hall..
Ks- humne mpt mein sabko cards de diye hain aur ek humaare ghar bhi pahuncha diya hain..
Am- great! Humne bhi mahipal chachaji ko card bhej diya hain ..
Ks- bohut badhiya! Ab dar bas ek baat ka hain..
Jab ms aur anu bhaiya ko ye surprise milega vo gussa bas na ho..
Am- humaari di toh jazbaati hain.. jyada nahi maarengi... jiju ka pata nahi..
Ks- he Bholenaath.. sambhal lena..
Just then the main door opened and it was Hm and As standing at the door with visible anger.. Ks and Am looked at each other in worry..
Hm and As started coming towards them and they shouted..
Ks,Am- chachi bachaiye hume!!!!
Hm- koi nahi bacha sakta tum dono ko ab!
As- bilkul sahi ka hj aapne! Ye dekhiye chote bhai behen hokar humaare nirnay le rahe hain!!
Hm- ab tum toh gaye adil!!
Hm and As ran behind Ks and Am and listening to the commotion Ammi and maa came outside and Ks and Am hid behind them..
Hm- ammi hat jaaiye.. aaj toh hum inhe nahi chodenge!
As- Haa maa hat jaaiye beech se..
Ammi, maa- chup! Bilkul chup!
Hm- ammi?
As -maa?
Ammi- kyu daant rahe ho inhe? Shaadi ki date humne tay ki hain.. inhone nahi..
Maa- aur nahi toh kya.. tum dono ka raj chale toh kabhi shaadi hi nahi hogi.. iseliye humne sab tay kar liya hain..
Ammi- Haa aur in becharon ne itni mehnat se itne sundar card chapvaye.. tumhe toh inki tareef karni chahiye..
Hm- ammi ek baar hume bata toh deti.. thaane mein sabke paas humaare shaadi ke cards the aur hume khud hi nahi pata tha.. aise acha nahi lagta na..
As- vahi toh maa.. iske karan hj ne hume karyalay mein pata hain kitna sunaya!
Hm- voh hume laga ye sab anu ne tay kiya hain iseliye gussa ho gaye the thode..
As- thode?
Hm- acha thoda bohut..
As- thoda bohut??
Ks- amma bhak! Ab aapas mein kaa lad rahe hain aap dono.. anu bhaiya aap mpt mein sabki aur apni khudki leave sanction karva do agle mahine ki..
As- sabki leave??
Maa- aur nahi toh kya? Shaadi hain teri aur Haseena ki! Itne saare tayyaariyaan mpt vaale hi toh karenge..
Ks- bilkul! Anu bhaiya aap kisi aur team ko ek haafte ke liye appoint kar lijiye..
Hm- ek hafta? Par shaadi toh ek din ki hain na...
Ks- ka baat kar rahi hain aap bhabhi?! Humaare ek laute bhaiye ki badi mushkil se shaadi ho rahi hain.. aur toh aur humaari sabse achi dost ke saath.. toh hum toh pure dhoom dhaam se saare rasmo ke saath karenge shaadi!!
Am- aur nahi toh kya! Hum toh didi ki shaadi ka bachpan se rah dekh rahe the.. ab ho rahi hain toh koi kasar nahi chootni chahiye!
As- acha theek hain! Hum leave sanction karva denge.. khush!
All except Hm and As- khush!!!
Hm- acha ab Ks aapka aaj thaane aane ka irada hain ya nahi?
Ks- Haa hain na.. chaliye ms saath mein chalte hain..
As- hum aap dono ko chodkar karyalay chale jaayenge...
Am- jiju hume raaste mein city hospital drop kar denge please?
As- isme please kya? Chaliye priya saale sahab!
Am- chaliye( he said smiling)
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Precap:
Mehndi ceremony, sangeet ki tayyaarian
everyone is happy but ks is tensed..
Aisa kya hua jisse Ks hain pareshan??
