oh worm? || bnha x reader

45. y/n's the main character

haha sup y'all
i'm back
i've got a couple more chapters for you and there will be more weekly updates now!!

fuck:
guys i got hit by a main character quirk

move aside, izuku

green naruto:
what

fuck:
suddenly i'm a pick me royal high kid

*dies so only bakugo can save them*

*leaps between two armed villains* guys stop! this isn't the real you! you're better than this- no look at me- look at me- what are you doing!! this isn't you!!

*grows wings and cries blood tears*

alien queen:
i'm crying that's actually an accurate description of some of the royal high pick mes

*cutely farts*

fuck:
*cutely sings so bakugo can hear* *cutely whispers* n-n-n-notice m-m-m-me s-s-s-senpai

uwuwuwuuwuuwuwuwuuwuuwu

anyways now that i'm the main character i should probably go get some trauma

baby shark:
no worries, i gotchu

*fucking kills your parents*

fuck:
oh no what a tragedy! anyways on to save the world

alien queen:
but y/n, who will be the antagonist and the villain and the side characters and the love interest!!

fuck:
sero can be the love interest since he thinks he's a background character

phil swift:
plot twist i'm the antagonist and the love interest

enemies to lovers anyone?

fuck:
*debby ryan*

angel:
I WANT TO BE THE QUIRKY BEST FRIEND

fuck:
HI QUIRKY BEST FRIEND

I'M BETTER THAN YOU

angel:
UWU UPPERCLASSMAN SO COOL!!

pikachu bby:
I WANT TO BE THE COMEDIC BACKGROUND CHARACTER

fuck:
OKAY

john cena:
I WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO DIES FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

fuck:
OKAY BUT I DONT NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I AM PERFECT BECAUSE IM THE MAIN CHARACTER

green naruto:
man so i was really shoved to the side wasn't i

bakubabe:
what the fuck is all this shit

fuck:
i'm the main character

green naruto:
no me

fuck:
no me

bakubabe:
fuck you guys I'M the main character

fuck:
NO ITS ME MOVE ASIDE

bakubabe:
NO ITS OBVIOUSLY ME IM THE GREATEST