41. more incorrect quotes

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i think you guys enjoyed the last one so here's some more
























y/n: *lying face down on the floor*

present mic: aw, what's wrong, kiddo?

y/n: i'm sad

present mic: damn me too

present mic: wait no, hi sad, i'm dad

present mic: no wait i mean, what's wrong?

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y/n, vibing: chicken wing, chicken wing, hotdog and-

tokoyami, emerging from the dark: clinical fucking depression

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awase: so apparently clownfish change their genders and mate with their children when their first mate dies

y/n: and we need to know this... why?

awase: i just ruined finding nemo for all of you

y/n: ...

class 1b: *screaming*

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class 1a: hey, why is class 1b screaming next door?

shinsou: i guess they just figured out why marlin was so urgent to find nemo

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jiro: i honestly can't attend any type of science class anymore without thinking of "na na na" by my chemical romance

y/n: *whispers in her ear* sodium

jiro: *screams*

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yaoyorozu: hey haha can anyone recommend any books that made them cry?

y/n: algebra 1 common core by pearson

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*over text*

y/n: 🔥🔥🔥🧴🔪💀

kaminari: soap?

y/n: shampoo 😌

kaminari: why

y/n: drink

kaminari: ah ofc

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y/n: i wish you could mute people in real life

bakugo: you can. it's called *punches y/n in the face*

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kendo: y/n are you crying? oh no, sweetie, who hurt you?

y/n, sobbing: nobody i'm just rewatching the history of fall out boy told by drunk brendon urie

y/n, whispering to themself: it's the summer of 2001, joe meets patrick and he's like, yo, i know about music-

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y/n: but what does that mean?

shigaraki: *whispers in their ear*

y/n: eEWEwewOOlzkbbcvs

toga: wHAT DID HE SAY??

y/n: nOTHING, HE JUST STUCK HIS TONGUE IN MY EAR

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y/n: haha i would hang out with you more often but you think i'm ugly

bakugo: who told you that?

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