oh worm? || bnha x reader

31. come burn shit with me

(uwu changed chats)

(uwu is now chatting with TOGA, STOP THROWING CUCUMBERS AT EVERYONE)

uwu:
i'm not even going to ask about the name of this group chat

owo:
HI LOVE

WHY DID YOU HANG UP

uwu:
THE BIG THREE TEXTED ME FOR SOME REASON

SO NOW IM GONNA LIGHT SHIT ON FIRE WITH AMAJIKI

owo:
OOOH CAN I COME

dab:
did someone say fire

uwu:
HI ASHTRAY

ACTUALLY I WAS JUST ABOUT INVITE YOU TWO

handyman:
no fair

i wanna burn shit

uwu:
well i promised him i wouldn't bring more than two people...

bUT SINCE HADO AND TOGATA ARENT COMING I CAN INVITE ONE MORE PERSON

momgiri:
don't kill yourselves

uwu:
OH HI YOURE HERE TOO?? SINCE WHEN??

handyman:
since 2 minutes ago

uwu:
axaczbxjxkkx ok ok let's go burn shit

wait tamaki doesnt know that the friends i'm talking about are villains

y'all are gonna have to get a makeover 😈😈

owo:
OOOOOOOOOHHHH

dab:
fuck

handyman:
guess i'll just die then

uwu:
*laughs maniacally in french* aight aight aight i'll be at ur hideout w my makeup bag in like 5 minutes

also do y'all have money?

handyman:
no

dab:
why?

uwu:
we need to buy lighters and energy drinks and candy

owo:
we can just steal or pickpocket

uwu:
uHuhhM YOU MEAN YOU CAN

I CANT STEAL CUZ IM A HERO

i think

handyman:
you're still welcome to join us

uwu:
lol i probably will as a vig in a few years if i don't become a hero

anyways steal that money bro

i'll be there in 25 years

handyman:
k cool