oh worm? || bnha x reader

23. we killin tonight 😼

(y/n love💗✨ changed chats)

(y/n love💗✨ is now chatting in L.O.Vwat the fuck, toga)

y/n love💗✨:
SUP YOU UGLY FUCKING WHORES

i mean uh hi UwU ✨🌚🔪🔥💥💗

dab:
does whatever you're thinking of involve arson, murder, explosions, or robbery?

because if so, i'm in

y/n love💗✨:
UwU no ❤️ what the fuck ❤️

handyman:
haha bitch really said no❤️

ew now i have a heart emoji in my frequently used emojis

y/n love💗✨:
bitch i

kinky ✨🩸:
y/n love what the fuck 🌚

y/n love💗✨:
🌚
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dab:
y e s

y/n love💗✨:
idk i REALLY want to murder my friend but that's illegal so

also he gives me free cookies and sometimes shares his soba with me and that's a really rare occurrence

handyman:
what'd he do

we can help you hide the body if you're thinking of switching over to the villainous murderer side

y/n love💗✨:
uwU thx boo🧚‍♀️💗✨❤️✨

GIRL LEMME TELL YOU WHAT THIS BITCH DID

kinky ✨🩸:
GIRL WHATD HE DO

y/n love💗✨:
SO THIS BITCH WAS LIKE "hoe, make me some tea" BECAUSE HE HAS A WEIRD FEAR OF KETTLES FULL OF BOILING WATER AND WONT DO IT HIMSELF AND I WAS JUST LIKE "fine hoe ill make u some tea"

SO I WENT TO MAKE THIS BITCH SOME TEA AND FINALLY WHEN I FINISHED WITH IT I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE DRANK IT AND

THIS BITCH SPAT THE FUCKING TEA ALL OVER MY BRAND NEW SHIRT

AND THEN

AND THEN THIS HOE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY "bitch what the fuck kinda tea is this? u tryna poison me?"

I WAS JUST LIKE,,, "BITCH I MIGHT AS WELL TRY NOW AFTER YOU FUCKING DISRESPECT ME AND MY TEA! GO MAKE UR OWN FUCKING TEA"

AND HE WAS JUST LIKE "nOoOOO THE KETTLE"

so yeah we killin tonight 😼🔪🔪✨🔥💥