oh worm? || bnha x reader

34. daddy issues 😳🤧🌚👀

icy hot prince ❄️🔥:
i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

bakubabe:
ayo shut the fuck up no one cares

fuck:
ayo i care

what did that flaming trash bag do, sweetie?

do you need me to murder him?

should i get the shotguns ready?

i'll even tape a laser pointer on so i don't miss

icy hot prince ❄️🔥:
thank you, y/n

this bitch had the ✨𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑢 𝑑 𝑎 𝑐 𝑖 𝑡 𝑦✨ to tell me i couldn't hang out with midoriya anymore because he was a "bAd iNfLuEnCe" and that i would start breaking my bones too AND he tried to tell me i couldn't hang out with iida either because we used to go out on a homicide mission trying to kill some random vigilante/villain guy

i mean, he was only trying murder someone, it's not that bad??

and midoriya has limited himself to only breaking 27 bones a day,,, so??

jesus i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

i hate my dad

fuck:
it's okay, love, i hate your dad too

green naruto:
wow the disrespect of that hoe 😤🔥🗑

dad:
I too agree. That was very bad parenting of him. You should never forbid your child from having the friends they want.

fuck:
i agree, iida

you are best dad

dad:
Thank you, Y/N

fuck:
yk, it's okay, shoto, i have issues with my dad too

icy hot prince ❄️🔥:
what dad

bakubabe:
AXDTFYGHUJOHBUIGVCFXHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAGSVFCYUXDECRUYIFUVGVC

HAHHAHAHHAHAGVFCQGHBWUAHH HAHBA IM CRYIANGQ HBUQIIYBHAI

fuck:
its oke ill just become one with the couch

bakubabe:
I AAJAHD A STROKE GAHBJHSYC

DANNY HOW U FEEL

JUST KIDDING I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU FEEL AHHYUGTYWCRUSYGUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHH

icy hot prince ❄️🔥:
what

that was a legitimate question

what dad

fuck:
thats the exact problem

tho i have a few back up dads 😳😳