oh worm? || bnha x reader

39. this is halloween, motherfuckers

I WAS GOING TO PUBLISH THIS CHAPTER ON HALLOWEEN BUT I GOT MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY AND WATTPAD WAS BLOCKED SO I COULDNT SO PLEASE TAKE THIS HEAVILY EDITED HALLOWEEN CHAPTER

fuck:
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN!

mom aka god:
Y/n it's past Halloween??

fuck:
i know 👊😔

I HAD A BETTER HALLOWEEN THAN USUAL THOUGH BECAUSE NORMALLY O WOULD BE ALLOWED TO EAT LIKE 2 PIECES OF CANDY THEN MY MOM WOULD JUST TAKE THE REST

baby shark:
dude that's terrible

fuck:
I KNOW BUT NOW MY DAD LET ME EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING BAG

jI HAVENT SLEPT SINCE THURSDAY

john cena:
n/n what

fuck:
haha sugar go brrrr

so i pretended i was 9 years old and went trick or treating with izuku and hitoshi and neito

neito got along with izuku surprisingly well 😌

dad:
That's a miracle.

fuck:
yup 😌😌😌

alien queen:
OOH WHAT DID YALL GO AS

the girls™ and i went as m&ms 😌😌

aux cord:
😌😌

green naruto:
we went as among us characters because y/n somehow learned how to make costumes with their quirk

i was green obviously

toshi 💜:
i was purple i think

i forgot honestly

green naruto:
yeah you were purple

fuck:
i was (color) and neito was cyan

we taped a paper crown to his head too because he is king 😌🙈

green naruto:
i had a birds nest

just like my hair 🙈

fuck:
yeah and we stuck a plunger on toshi's head 😼😼😼😼

aux cord:
y/n did you have our children

fuck:
YES

I MADE THEM MYSELF

I TAPED ONE TO MY HELMET AND THEN HELD ONE WITH MY BAG

mom aka god:
Y/n that's actually a really creative idea!!

fuck:
thank you i totally came up with it myself!!

toshi 💜:
😤😤😤😤😤😤

i call plagiarism!!

john cena:
is it just me or does adding 2 exclamation points to a sentence make it adorable