oh worm? || bnha x reader

25. y/n makes a fucky wucky

(stupid hoe y/n 😗 changed their name to fuck)

fuck:
uh oh

uh oh

uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh

uh oh

dad?

can someone get my dad

i fucked up

Ojiro:
what did you do l/n

fuck:
OH HI OJIRO

MY UNDERRATED BB

(fuck changed Ojiro's name to monkey)

monkey:
um okay

but what did you do

fuck:
OH RIGHT

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

uh oh uh oh

anyways i'm in big trouble can you guys get my dad

(monkey rang dad)

dad:
What happened??

fuck:
no i mean my other dad

(monkey rang bakubabe)

bakubabe:
what the fuck gtfo

fuck:
i said dad not daddy

monkey:
what

bakubabe:
what

dad:
What

fuck:
nothing

i mean my other other dad

(monkey added Aizawa)

(monkey rang Aizawa)

Aizawa:
l/n what did you do

fuck:
no i mean my other dad

(monkey added Vlad King)

(monkey rang Vlad King)

Vlad King:
What the hell

fuck:
yes this one

yeah so hi dad

um lets just say i made a big fucky wucky

Vlad King:
1st of all, I'm not your dad

2nd of all, even though your name is fuck, I know it's you, L/N

3rd of all what the hell did you do

fuck:
uh ok so um monoma is currently passed out in my dorm and i tried calling kendo and tetsutetsu and awase and shihai and literally in class 1b but they wouldn't pick up so

i made a BIG fucky wucky 😔👉👈

bakubabe:
i'm getting my teacup ready 🍵

Vlad King:
oh god what happened

fuck:
okay so um we were playing royal high in roblox and um he got voted king at prom and he voted for a thot and then he called me a noob

so uh i tried that thing from sam and cat where you pinch their elbow and they pass out and um i dIDNT THINK IT WOULD WORK BUT HES PASSED OUT NOW AND HES HEAVY AND HES NOT WAKING UP AND IDK WHAT TO DO

dad?

what do i do

Vlad King:
y/n l/n how the fuck do you get yourself in these situations

fuck:
I DONT KNOW

pikachu bby 💛:
y/n you killed bakugo

he's laughing so hard he's not breathing

is he like okay

fuck:
referring to that you're hanging out with each other?

yum kamibaku

pikachu bby 💛:
y/n no he's dead i think

fuck:
shit i killed another one

Aizawa:
aNOTHER ONE??

MEANING YOU KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE??

fuck:
NO??

I MEAN I KILLED AN ANT BEFORE BUT I CRIED BECAUSE I REALIZED ITS MOMMA WAS WAITING FOR IT TO COME HOME BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK

Vlad King:
you're expelled

fuck:
WHAT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE DONT

and that's the story of how y/n became a villain

jk jk....

unless?

Vlad King:
oh god l/n

he's in your dorm?

fuck:
yes

Vlad King:
Detention for a month

fuck:
that makes sense

Vlad King:
and go home

fuck:
my mom makes me pay rent which is why i'm plotting to kill her uwu 💗✨💅🌚😗🥺

Vlad King:
what

fuck:
DAD CAN YOU ADOPT ME I HAVE MOMMY AND DADDY ISSUES

Vlad King:
No???

fuck:
DAD HOW ABOUT YOU??

Aizawa:
if you're talking to me that's a no

fuck:
ok uh

dad?

father?

parental figure?

(monkey rang dad)

dad:
Y/N I'm sorry but I cannot legally adopt you considering that I'm sixteen and not a legal adult

If I were, I would

fuck:
YAY THANK YOU DAD I LOVE YOU

monkey:
weirdo

fuck:
i know uwu 🧚‍♀️💗✨💛❤️💅🥺✨✨