oh worm? || bnha x reader

28. incorrect quotes

i cant think of anything right now for an actual chapter so please take these x reader incorrect quotes instead

y/n: i want to die

sero: are you having another depressive episode?

y/n: oh honey. this ain't a depressive episode, it's a whole 4.7 star rated netflix series with 13 seasons and about 20 episodes per season, and currently, we're only season 2, episode 1.

sero:

sero: forget i asked

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y/n: if you add uwu to a sentence, it makes it 10x cuter.

uraraka: it really does uwu

ashido: i agree uwu

bakugo: go to fucking hell, bastard. uwu

y/n: you better shut the fuck up, you little bitch. uwu

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midoriya: dammit, do you even know how much that would cost us?!

y/n: probably more than we bargained for *wiggles eyebrows*

everyone else:

midoriya, y/n, tokoyami, jiro, shinsou, sero, and todoroki: AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN-

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y/n: AKSJKIAJS I HATE YOU

dabi: I HATE YOU TOO

y/n, tearing up: you do??-

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tetsutetsu: i wonder what would happen if i used my quirk on my arm and then stuck a fork in an outlet

kendo: TETSU NO-

monoma and y/n: TETSU YES-

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y/n: toshi, can you get me a cheese stick?

shinsou: y/n you're literally laying on top of me, how the fuck am i supposed to get you a cheese stick?

y/n: yeah well you're warm and i'm lazy, so that's not my problem

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iida: and that's the plan. are there any questions?

y/n: in a race between a snail and a worm, who would win?

iida: that's-

iida: *sighs*

iida, reluctantly: the worm

kaminari: YES! WORMS RULE!

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y/n: sensei? can i go to the movies?

vlad king: i don't care. i'm not your dad

y/n:

vlad king: be back by 8. don't talk to strangers. remember your self defense moves. here, 10 bucks for popcorn

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ashido: aw man, my post on tumblr only got 60 notes

y/n: bitch mine got 7??

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y/n: what if you were to weld together a pizza, a taco, a crunch wrap supreme, a burger, AND 3 sticks of cheese?

awase: how did you get into my house