dad:
Classmates,
As class representative, I have an announcement.
Mineta has been expelled from UA
Apparently someone in 1-b reported him for sexual harassment.
n/n👾:
oh my god neito
he actually did it
everyone say "thank you monomaniac"
aux cord:
no way
monoma reported him?!
n/n👾:
hell yeah he did
i'm so proud of my bi-con son 🥺👊😔
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MONOMANIAC
aux cord:
THANK YOU MONOMANIAC
tsu:
THANK YOU MONOMANIAC
angel:
THANK YOU MONOMANIAC
alien queen:
THANK YOU MONOMANIAC
mom aka god:
thank you monoma
john cena:
THANK YOU MONOMANIAC
n/n👾:
aw shit he saw these texts
icy hot prince❄️🔥:
why
do
you
keep
hanging
out
with
him
n/n👾:
AHHAHA idk
oh shaitydukkdfdw
what the fuck stfu canadian flag
bakubabe:
canadian flag
actually that's pretty smart
can i use that sometime
n/n👾:
sure idc
also i didn't do this for you guys so stop thanking me
i only did it bc y/n said he invited them to their room to "hAvE sOmE fUn"
actually i know i'm awesome keep thanking me
aux cord:
so much for thanking the monomaniac
n/n👾:
ISTFG DID Y/N TELL YOU THAT
I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM
HWHGLJAGHCP
SP
D
he is psychotic
idk why i let him in my dorm
he almost lit it on fire, did you know?
dad:
I bet that was eventful,
mom aka god:
Oh Kendo actually told me about that
You guys were playing Mario Kart and Tetsutetsu won and he got mad so he copied your quirk and drew some fire to try to kill Tetsutetsu?
n/n👾:
couldn't have said it better
baby shark:
i remember tetsu saying something like that
(Aizawa added them self to the chat)
Aizawa:
Right so I'm trusting that Iida told you little shits about Mineta
n/n👾:
why do you refer to your students as little shits
Aizawa:
Why are you still here even though you're not in class 1a
n/n👾:
that's fair
carry on
Aizawa:
Anyways we're going to be one person short so someone will replace him
baby shark:
is it l/n?
Aizawa:
fuck no i can't stand that kid
n/n👾:
yeah that's also fair
Aizawa:
It's gonna be Shinsou
toshi 💜:
whet
Aizawa:
oh shit you're already here
who added you
n/n👾:
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Aizawa:
this kid
n/n👾:
ahahha that's me
Aizawa:
whatever
don't fuck things up
also
tell monoma neito that i said thanks for getting rid of that grape kid
(Aizawa left the chat)
n/n👾:
AHAHAHHA ILL TELL HIM AHAHHAHAHHSHFHJRKEKKXJROKFI
oh shit
wait i got added to another group chat brb
baby shark:
bye l/n
n/n👾:
bai
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FanfictionIida: I believe that's everyone Kaminari: my dudes that's not mineta xxx-xxx-xxxx: why have mineta when you can have a gorgeous idiot like me? 😉😗👾 Sero: tru dat
