oh worm? || bnha x reader

27. hangout with the league™️

as far as i'm aware, the option of both won the vote so take this trashy chapter from me

the league of villains was just, ya know, chillin killin in their hideout or whatever kind of shit that is when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"pizza delivery!" the voice yelled.

"TOGA I SWEAR TO GOD-" ugly crusty handyman shouted (jkjk he's beautiful i love him). "DID YOU ORDER ANOTHER PIZZA TO THE HIDEOUT?"

"NO IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE-" toga yelled back.

"aww coME ON TOGA! NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN!" patchwork groaned.

"AHSJSJPS IT WASN'T ME!"

"hol up-" the pizza guy (who wasn't actually a pizza guy and was just y/n wearing a hat to make themselves feel special) said. "did homegirl just say a keyboard smash out loud?"

toga screamed. "AKSKAJKSJ! IT'S MY Y/N LOVE! YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME! aNd YOU BROUGHT PIZZA?"

"hell yeah homie."

the rest of the league just stared.

"what?"

"the fuck are you doing here?" shigaraki asked.

"i brought pizza."

"fair enough, get in."

5 minutes later brings us the league once again just chillin killin but this time with y/n and some pizza.

"so kid," dabi started. "have you decided to join us?"

"i dunno man, for me it's the daddy issues."

"what."

"like, y'all have daddy issues. you tha league of no dads." (yes i stole that from tiktok)

"i-"

"..."

"they're not wrong though."

the other league members nodded in agreement.

"but like honestly though? i may or may not be considering it. the hero society is full of fake bitches who are there for money and fame. they don't care about the poor, struggling to live, or the abused, stuck in dangerous homes. or the kids with so called 'villainous' quirks or the quirkless. if you're quirkless, you're a weak failure who needs protection. if your quirk is 'bad' you're destined to be a villain and should die. that's basically how it goes." y/n took another bite of their pizza. "but vigilantes sound cool, i guess, you know, fighting for what you believe is right." they stuffed the last bit of crust in their mouth as they looked around. "why are y'all staring. did i say something?"

"something intelligent for once..." dabi muttered. ("HEY >:( I HEARD THAT, YOU BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET!!" y/n yelled.)

"that's... that's pretty deep, kid." shigaraki said.

"i guess." y/n shrugged. "yo twice! yeet me another slice of that pizza! pepperoni uwu,"

"but you haven't dropped out of ua yet?" mr.compress inquired. "don't you want to quit being a hero?"

"i never confirmed that i wanted to be a villain." y/n smiled, finger gunning him. "i'm hoping that if i do continue at ua, i can change what it really means to be a hero. though if that fails, screw the hero shit, i'm joining you losers." they added as an afterthought.