alien queen:
y'all guess what hoes
aux cord:
what is it that you so desperately need to tell us that you text us at 2:07 in the morning tell us please mina we're dying to know
n/n 👾:
ugh yes jiro my sass queen
alien queen:
╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮
i just wanted to share some news stfu hot topic
aux cord:
aww you think i'm hot?
n/n 👾:
who doesn't?
broccoli bby💚:
y/n i think you broke her
she's very red in the face
bakubabe:
how the fuck would you know that she's red in the face
broccoli bby💚:
bitch stfu smh she stayed at my dorm i can have sleepovers w my friends if i want to
bakubabe:
wow ok stfu
broccoli bby💚:
make me pussy
dad:
Midoriya, if I'm going to let you cuss, at least do it with proper grammar.
me,**
broccoli bby💚:
sorry dad
wait hol up why are you awake?!
dad:
I made the mistake of not putting my phone on silent before going to bed.
broccoli bby💚:
yeah that sounds right
alien queen:
nobody wants to hear my news?
pikachu bby💛:
i'll listen to ur news mama mina
alien queen:
gud my pikachu son
n/n 👾:
*ree kid voice* oi fuck off
he's my pikachu son
alien queen:
fine.
i'm taking full custody of midoriya then
broccoli bby💚:
mom?
n/n 👾:
NO NOT MY SASSY BROCCOLI SON
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY CHILDREN AWAY
alien queen:
NO BC THEN ILL HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT IM TAKING THE KIDS
n/n👾:
NOOO
NOOO
NOT MY BABIES NOT MY BABIES
NOOOOOO
pikachu bby💛:
mommy what's happening
alien queen:
IM TAKING THE YELLOW ONE
n/n 👾:
NO I WNAT ALL MY CHILDREN
THE GREEN ONE, THE YELLOW ONE, AND THE PURPLE ONE
alien queen:
NO IM TAKING ONE wait who's the purple one?
toshi💜:
yo
n/n 👾:
IM KEEPING THE INSOMNIAC
alien queen:
FINE BUT IM STILL TAKING FULL CUSTODY OF THE YELLOW ONE
bakubabe:
quick question what the fuck
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