Dark Horses

Chapter 30 - When Mew was more Fun!

Gulf groaned as he opened his eyes slowly, his back hurt so did his ass, it had been two years since he actually had sex. Mild always encouraged him to hook up with someone but he thought otherwise, As Gulf was - He wanted love in sex and not the other way around. 

"Holy Shit...." Gulf flinched at the sight before him then laughed, "What the hell are you doing ?"

"How do you like it?" Mew stood in a bright green frog suit with huge ears on top of his head, posing like a boss in the middle of the bedroom. 

"It's 7 am. " Gulf stared at him in disbelief. 

Mew ignored his comment and smiled wide. He then made a poker face while he clicked something on his phone and started swinging his butt slowly to the chicken noodle soup song. 

Gulf raised his eyebrow and sat back. 

Mew tossed his phone to Gulf, Gulf flinched and grabbed it after multiple fail catches. 

And Gulf's jaw dropped as he looked at him. 

Mew was dancing in a frog suit to a chicken noodle soup at 7 am!  He flapped his arms like a chicken and swirled his butt around and closed his eyes with joy. Mew was dancing. Fucking Dancing in a FROG SUIT. 

"Oh my Gah..." Gulf looked at him wide-eyed, "I really need to see this. "

Mew danced with all his might and then at the end once the song finished, he said with arms out, "Ta-Da!" 

There was a moment of silence and Mew gulped, breathing deeply. 

Gulf raised his eyes and took all of this in, "That was fucking awesome!!" He clapped as he laughed, "I just saw an owner of a billion-dollar company dance in a frog suit to a chicken noodle soup song. It doesn't get better than this. " 

He laughed and lost it as he rolled at his bed, Mew smiled, "I have one more surprise. "

"Oh, No..No more surprises. What's next - you in a duck ?" Gulf laughed but his laughter died as he saw what mew held up in his hand. 

"Oh No. No way. " Gulf stared at him. 

"Oh Yes. " Mew smirked. 

10 minutes later, two men walked to the kitchen and Mew took few packets of chips in his arms, fitting how much he could and Gulf grabbed a bottle of vodka and something to eat, Pam stood there frozen. Her mouth open, Sam walked in and stopped at the visual, shocked. 

Mew smiled at Pam as he walked slowly with all the stuff in his arms as it was the most normal thing in the world. Gulf brought his lips in a straight line as he handled the vodka, and looked at both of them, They stared at Mew and Gulf, Gulf gave sheepish smile and followed Mew. 

"Did you see that ?" Pam muttered blinking her eyes after they left.

"Yea..." Sam said with a shocked face. 

"Right, And I thought I was old. " Pam walked to the door frame, looking at them as they climbed the stairs as they went to their rooms.   

"Did I just see P'Mew in a Frog Suit and P'Gulf in a bunny suit ?" Sam looked at his Mom. 

"Yes. I believe you did. " Pam turned to him with a wide smile, She burst out laughing and Sam was still unsure of what he saw. 

"That's something I would never be able to get out of my head now" Sam muttered, looking at the floor. 

Pam continued laughing as she started doing her chores. 

"So how does this work!" Gulf asked with a smile as he took a sip of vodka from the bottle.