Fuck you mating season!

Hide and Seek

"Umm, Natsu?" Lucy asked as she backed away from him.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

He gave her a sweet smile and took a step forward. "What do you mean?"

She paused for a second when he jumped down and clutched on to her leg tightly. He nuzzled into her knee and let out a soft growl.

"Are........are you purring?!?" She shrieked, trying to shake him off her leg, but failing miserably from his dragon strength.

"Let me go!"

Natsu smiled again, (she was getting scared), and giggled like a school girl. He puffed out his cheeks and mimicked a childish voice. "On one condition."

"What?" She said nervously. She was not liking the situation she was in at all.

"Do you want to play a game?"

"I hate that movie."

"And that movie hates you."
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"What kind of game?"

Natsu laughed again and crawled off her leg. "Hind n' seek Lucy-kun!"

Lucy felt her brain shatter into a million pieces.
What did he just call her?

"L-Lucy-kun? The hell!"

Natsu put a finger against her mouth to silence her and whispered in her ear, "You have till a hundred."

She felt her ears burn from his closeness and she pushed him back forcefully.

"One."

She spun around. She hurriedly pull out her ring of keys.

"Two."

"Virgo!" She cried as she pulled out her key.

"Punishment time?" The purple haired maiden ask.

"Three. Your running out of time Lucy-kun."

"Get me out of here!" Lucy shouted and clutched onto her arm.

"Four."

The two girls disappeared into a hole as Natsu whispered five, smirking happily.

The last thing she saw of Natsu was him waving goodbye to her.

Lord help me.
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Stacy and Mira watched quietly from behind a counter as Natsu reached 100 and sighed in relief when he jumped out the window.

They stood up and stared at each other for a moment.

"Well, that backfired." Stacy said.

Mira gave her a blank look and then it turned into a sick grin.

"No. No it didn't, but now I have to change my plan."

Stacy looked at her with a frightened expression.

"Wha-"

"Grab Sting!" She yelled as she made her way to the door. "It's time for the 'new' phase three!"

Stacy sighed once again and mumbled a string of beautiful words, then a pair of fluffy dog ears popped on the top of her head and she also jumped out the window.

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Cana glared as she saw Freed and Laxus walking towards them.