Fuck you mating season!

MIRAXUS!

"But I don't want. To go to bed!" A childish voice rang out of one of the large rooms, and then someone screamed, "Shut up! Go to sleep already!"

Gajeel and Natsu were sitting in their room with the other boy, arms crossed and they both refused to go to bed as if they were children.

"I swear you twits!" Laxus growled at them as he rubbed his eyes. "If I, do not get my sleep, I will kill you both so hard, even your children's children will feel the pain. Understand?"

"Didn't we kick your ass last time though?" Gray asked from nowhere, and was shut down with a large fist. Laxus was done with them all. He would get his sleep. Even if it meant he had to kill all three of them.

Rouge watched amusingly at the sight of the big blonde man chasing down and punching mercilessly at the three idiots. He himself agreed with the big guy, but he didn't feel like wasting his energy in such a stupid manner. And they were, to far from him anyways. Lazy rule. Natsu had seemed to have returned to his old self, but everyone was still uneasy of his presence.

Sting on the other hand had assed out completely with bruises all over his body that was made by the angry brunette. Of course it would all heal in the morning because of his powers, but there would be more where that came from is Rouge knew Stacey at all.

Sting moved in his sleep and then, ever so quietly, a giggle escaped his sleeping body and Rouge looked at him.

Did he just-

Then Sting started to straight up laugh and flailed his arms and leg all around. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked at the boy, who had now fallen to the floor and jolted up and was awake.

"Is he having a giggle party?" Gajeel asked Natsu.

"Hey!" Natsu yelled at him. "I am the dumb one in this group, go back to being you dark and moody self and stop trying to steal my place!"

Sting looked around at them all and had a sheepish smile on his face. "Umm, hey guys, why are all of you still up?" And all he received were a bunch of stares from the boys.

"Well not all of us are awake." Natsu said as he pointed back at the peacefully resting, which were Romeo (if passing out from exhaustion was peaceful) and Jellal. They weren't able to find Freed, he seemed to be missing, and they all decided to go looking for him in the morning.

"Are you ok?" Rouge asked his confused friend, and Sting nodded.

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" No one answered him, so he slowly and awkwardly climbed back onto his bed and tried to go back to sleep.

Man he had weird friends.

"Go the fuck to sleep!"

"Ah! Someone help us!"

"Oh crap!"

Yep. Some weird friends indeed. I bet the girls aren't having bad like this.

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"Glllllugghhhh!"

"Oh my god! Is she vomiting?!"

"It was the**glllluuggghhhhh* the cake." Ezra coughed and then her eyes widened and her hands flew to her mouth. I one quick sprint she was inside the bathroom and quickly locked the door and proceeded to vomit in the toilet.

Lucy looked down at the slimy pink gunk that was splattered all over her feet, and she felt herself gag as she saw a half eaten strawberry that was slightly digested floating in the gunk. She went to move backwards, but her foot slid and she went flying in the air and landed with a splash and throw up went flying everywhere.

"Oh my god! It touched me!"

"Eww!"

"Lu-chan! Are you okay?" Levy asked as she tried to get near her friend, but there was no way she was going to touch any of the stuff that came out of Ezra's mouth.

Lucy sat up and looked at what she was sitting in. She felt her stomach start to churn and bubble and she tasted saliva rushing in her mouth. Sadly, Levy was the unfortunate person that was in front of her when she threw up all over and Levy let out a horrid scream.

"Oh, Levy! Some got in her mouth!"

"You are all the worst roommates ever! And my shoes!"

"Oh, your shoes can go fuck themselves Evergreen!"

"What was that you drunkard!"

At this moment in time, Wendy and Juvia had finally made it to Twilight Springs, and were walking to the room they were told to go to.

They were excited to see their new room and were so tired from today's events. And after that good pep talk, they were ready to face anything that was put in front of them!

Until they opened their room door.

"Wendy! Juvia!" Mira cheered and tried to hug them, but they side stepped when they saw what covered her and she fel to the ground.

"Hey guys! Can you get us some towels?" Asked the drenched Levy that smelled horrible.

Wendy nodded and she dashed down the hall, away from the putrid scene that they were all in.

Mira raised a hand up for Juvia to help her up, but instead of that, she was shot down by speeding water by the frighten water mage until she was sopping wet, and only then did Juvia make a move to help her up. She was not touching that.

Pretty soon after that, she was rinsing them all down and she she started to power wash the entire room. Poor Ezra walked out when she was doing this and got power washed to the ground.

Wendy came running back with heaps of towels in her small fragile arms, but before she could reach the room, the boys door opened up and she ran into someone that walked out. It was a pissed Laxus .

"Why the fuck is everyone screaming?!" He yelled and looked down at the little girl on the ground that was scattering around to pick up what she dropped and she looked up at him.

"Ah, Laxus!"

"Yes, that is my name."

"Can you help me real quick?"

Ten seconds later, he and Wendy were standing at the girls door and Laxus almost refused to step in. The place was dripping from top to bottom.

"Mira! Guys! Where are you?" Wendy yelled and then they saw the back doors open and a soaked Mira walked in through the back. When they saw that HE was there she dove back outside and hid behind the annoyed Stacey. Stacey looked down and saw her blushing friend and looked up at the blushing blonde.

Hold up. Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

She smiled deviously at them both as she thought it was finally time for her sweet to get a taste of her own medicine. It was going to be the perfect plan.