Fuck you mating season!

Hide yo Underwear

To wake up with the light burning into your eyes and screams was not how Ezra want to wake up at all. She was having a sweet dream too, her and her friends exploring candy mountain.

"Get out of here! Perverts!"

"It's not what it looks like we-

Ezra could here a loud slap in the distance. She squinted her eyes and sat up slowly, only to see most of the girl mercilessly kicking two crouched over boys. She stared at them blankly before falling back down on the bed and proceeded to snore.

"P-please let us go!"

"How about you give back my underwear you perv!"

That made Ezra sit up quickly, now fully awake. She climbed out of bed and crawled over to them, her legs were asleep so she wasn't able to walk. The others moved out of the way as Ezra approached, smirking darkly.

"Gray. Natsu." She growled as she plucked the small pink fabric out of their hands.

"E-E-E-Ezra! It's nat what it looks like!" Natsu shrieked, falling backwards as gray started to bow to her, begging for forgiveness.

"This action is unforgivable. Sneaking into the girls room," she said as she looked at the busted down door. "Stealing female garments."

The cowered under the now standing figure that had narrowed eyes and a sword pointed at their throats.

"Ruining my sleep."

"I don't want to die a virgin!"

"May Mavis help your souls!" She yelled as she grabbed both of their skulls and crash them together. The other girls flinched at the bone cracking sound.

"Still got it." Ezra whispered as the boys twitched on the ground.

"Oh my, didn't you do this to Natsu yesterday? That might not be good for his health." Mira asked as she and Levy grabbed Natsu's arms and tossed him outside. Cana went over to gray and picked up one of his arm and looked at Juvia.

"Hey Juvia! Wanna help out with Gray."

Juvia made way to help, until a small hand gripped her wrist and tugged her back. She looked over her shoulder and saw Wendy looking up at her with big eyes, shaking her head slowly. Juvia looked back and forth between the person she loved, and her small friend she made a promise too. Why did this have to be so hard. The next words she said were the hardest words of her life.

"N-nah. He can get off his butt and do it h-himself." She strained. Wendy smiled at her and gave her a support nudge that only made her feel a little better.

"............what."

Everyone stopped and stared at the woman as if she was speaking an entirely different language. Even Natsu had dizzily poked his head in the room and eyed them crazily. Gray sat up and his jaw feel to the ground, only because Cana had dropped him from surprise.

"Do my ears deceive me, or did she just say......." Evergreen whispered to the shell shocked Levy.

"I think she just did." Levy nodded slowly, hardly even believing it herself. Lucy crossed her arms and cocked her hip to the side with a confused expression.

"I can't tell if I'm extremely worried, or if I'm extremely proud. I bet this is a prank or something."

"How do we know?"

Levy frowned then a clever smirk slipped onto her face. "I know how we can see if she's acting or not. Lu-chan. Go help Cana get Gray out of our room."

Lucy shrugged and nodded. She walked over to Cana and Gray, and picked up one of his arms. Lucy heard something snap. Two snaps to be exact, then she looked over at Juvia and saw that she was twitching angrily, fist clenching and unclenching. But she swore she heard two people snap, but who was the other one? Oh well.

Cana broke out of her shock and helped Lucy tossed Gray outside, then Lucy slammed the door and locked it quickly.

"L-L-L-L-L-"

"Um, Juvia?" Lucy laughed nervously, stepping back a few paces. Juvia was shaking with rage, frightening almost every girl, all except Ezra that is. It would take more then that to scare her. Why? Because she's bat- wait, wrong thing. Because she's Ezra scarlet, bitch.

Then suddenly, Juvia stopped and stood up strait and smiled brightly.

"It was very nice of you that you helped kick him out Lucy-sama. You are a very kind person."

".................what? Are you okay?"

"Yes! Very much! Now if you all will excuse me Juvia is going to find a punching bag. Wendy, would you like to come along with Juvia?"

"Y-yes ma'am!" With that, she scurried, trailing behind Juvia and out the door. And it was Ezra out of all of them, the cool and collected queen of the fairies, that over exaggerated first.

"What the hell was that? It's the end of the fricken world! Hide your loved ones!"

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Hello readers, this is Mira-chan. Author-san is sorry that it has been awhile since the last update. You see, she has actually come down with a bad stomach bug and is feeling very horrible, and she is sorry. We'll try better next time, but that is why this chapter is so short. The next one will be longer, promise!

I was also told by a friend of the author that I was written in a oc fashion, and she is sorry about that and will try harder to get me into character.

The next chapter will be where everyone notices Lissana's absence and are broken up into teams to find out where she is, but how is with who, that is up to you guys. Author-san want readers to comment on who should be partners in looking for Lissana, and would appreciate if you do.

Look out for the next chapter, The Search is On! Who will find her first?!

Bye, readers! Have a good day, and keep reading! PEACE!