Fuck you mating season!

Strike of the Summer Solstice

Hey guys! Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Oh, and your welcome LucyAshley!

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Juvia sighed and rubbed her sore ankle. She and the others had been looking for a new place to stay since two retards wanted to go and blow out the entire back wall.

Juvia glanced at her blonde friend and shivered.

Lucy was not mad or angry.

Nope. She was livid. She kept thinking of new ways to murder the idiots, and giggle evilly at each idea.

Juvia eyed her wearily and said, "Luc-cy?"

Lucy's evil grin turned into sweet expression."Yes Juvia?"

................"Your scaring Juvia."

"What!" Lucy said shocked.

"Yeah. Get the stick out of your ass already."Cana commanded boredly.

Lucy looked at Ezra, hoping for back up, but instead got a 'You kind of are' look from the red head.

Huffing, Lucy frowned and crossed her arms, pouting.

"There's not a stick in my ass." She mumbled with a puff.

And then they all heard familiar voices having a familiar, yet annoying, argument.

"What do you mean you don't like my bracelet!?" An angry female shouted.

"It's pink! REAL MEN don't wear pink!" A gruff man informed, yelling.

The angry brown haired woman in green slammed her purse against the back of the white man's head.

"I'm not a man! You monkey-like buffoon!" Evergreen roared, repeatedly slapping his head with her purse.

The group of four girls watched the scene, not sure what to do.

Well, Cana knew what she was gonna.

"Well look what we have here! A couple of lovebirds on a ~daaate~" teased Cana with a smirk.

The Evergreen and Elfman froze and slowly turned towards the laughing group.

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"This isn't what it looks like! Evergreen cried, kicking Elfman across the street, who was screaming 'Man'.

Cana put her hands on her hips and laughed."Is that so?"

"S-shut up Cana!" Evergreen stuttered.

"Can you all keep it down please?" A young voice asked quietly behind them.

A young girl popped her head out of a door of a three story building. She had a big science book in one hand and held the door frame with the other.

Ezra sat her hand on her sword on glowered in her direction."Is that a threat?"

"............................" The girl slammed the door and everyone heard quiet scream through the walls.

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"Dude.......What the hell?"

"Ezra, go apologize!" Lucy and Juvia demanded.

"Fine, fine. Jeez, all of you are too uptight.

She received four glares from that comment.

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"Hi!" Ezra smiled at the young girl.

The girl narrowed her eyes and backed up.

Ezra gripped her shoulders and didn't let go.

"I came too...." Ezra started,gritting through her teeth.

The girl was on the verge of tears.
Please don't hurt me...

".........apologize." Ezra finished and sighed and turned back to the others.

"I apologized, are y'all happy?"

The group nodded.

Ezra smile back at the girl, who was...............utterly passed out on to the floor

"Y-you killed her!"

"Hide the evidence!"

"No! What are y'all, crazy!?"

"Um.....yes?"

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Wendy frowned. She felt strange, weird.

She.......

She was........

She was frickin pissed.

Her eyes burned with fire and rage as she blew up the entire hole she was in, as she growled the two most frightening words in her life.

"Where's Romeo?!"

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Hey guys!
Looks like Wendy is my first test subject to mating season.

Don't you just love puberty? Cause I don't!

And LucyAshely sorry, but I think you are also gonna be in the next chapter, and if you didn't guess, your the girl that's passed out right now, sorry about that!

And guess what guys, todays my birthday! Yay, 14!
..........It's just like 13.

But no matter, I hope you all liked this chapter, so like comment, and add this story, or do it all!

What will happen next time? Hell, I don't even really know!
So look for my next chapter that I don't really have a name yet for it.

Anyway, happy Thanksgiving, and PEACE XD!