Fuck you mating season!

Oh Fudge

Lissana sat on the park bench, watching as a bunch of kids played around.

It reminded her of the good old days when she was a kid with Natsu, Happy, and the gang. Good times.

"Um, excuse me miss?"

"Yes?" Lissana said sweetly as she felt someone tap her shoulder, and she turned around.

"I'm kidnapping you."

"Wha-ahhhh!" She shrieked as she was teleported with the cloaked person to a dark room.

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"Ok Sting. Stay right her, ok?" Stacy asked as she backed away from him to go to the place she was meeting Mira.

"Are you leaving me here, Stacy-san?" He asked while giving her a pout.

"N-no, well, yes I am- but only for a minute!" She waved and started to speed walk away from him.

"Hurt back! I've got a......", he called out to her, but she was already gone.

"......bad feeling. Damn! Why do I have to be here? Stupid girl." He mumbled under his breath.

"Wh-where am I?"

He turned and saw Lucy stumble in. Her hair was in tangles and was wind blown and she had bags under her eyes.

"Sting?" She asked when she saw him and gave him a hopeful look.

"Oh, thank God! You need to help me!" She shouted and grabbed his arm.

"Ok Lucy-san, a person I've never really had any interaction with, but since we're both blondes, what is it?"

"Everyone is going frickin crazy!" She said and glances around wildly.

"Yeah, I've noticed." He said as he peaked her off his arm.

"Hey! I'm not crazy!" She defended.

"Suuuuurrrreeeee."

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Ashley watched as a girl with long white hair sat by the window of the library with a pair of binoculars.

She seemed to be spying on somebody.

Stalking: YOUR DOING IT RIGHT

She walked up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Um, why do you have binoculars?" She asked curiously.

The girl turned around and gave her nice smile and said, "I'm stalking my friends."

Ashley narrowed her brows, but didn't say anything. This woman had a crazed look in her eyes that told her to back off.

"W-why is that?" She asked nervously.

What she didn't expect was the story she received.

"Wait, dragonslayers? Wow, cool!"

Mira nodded and focused her attention back out the window.

"Yes, now my plan is to make Natsu jealous of Sting since he's with Lucy, and then Nashi will be real in the future."

Ashley laughed, but then froze and turned Mira quickly towards her.

"W-wait! Isn't Sting a dragonslayer as well?"

"Yes, why?"

"Oh no!" She shouted as she went over to the pile of books.

"What?"

Ashley pulled out an old, tattered one and rushed it over to Mira and showed her the cover.

"Right now is the festival of the dragons mating season!"

"Anddddd?" Mira asked, still confused.

"If what you said is true, then Lucy must be Natsu's mate!"

"Yes!" Mora cheered, but Ashley shook her head.

"No, not yes."

Mira gave her a look, and Ashley sighed.

"I'd she is his mate, then you just, totally, horribly, fucked up big time. Imagine this. You found your mate, yay!"

"But then your mate is around some else at the moment. So you get pissed."

Mira thought about it for a second and then her eyes went wide.

"Now imagine if it were another dragonslayer and their scent was on your mate. You would've thought he was trying to steal your mate."

"Oh, what have I done?" Mira shouted as Ashley made an explosion with her hands.

"Well, you started a war."

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Gajeel grunted as he sat up. Was he knocked out?

"Hey. You woke up." Romeo said with an emotionless tone.

Gajeel turned to him and raised an eyebrow.

The kid was hugging his knees ans looking off in some random direction, as if lost.

"You ok kid?" He asked as he stretched and rubbed the back of his neck. That was honestly the best sleep he had in weeks.

"Actually, I have a question."

"What?"

Romeo didn't say anything for a moment, but then let out a long sigh and gave him a lost look.

"Am I just doing everything wrong, or are the girls I know just insane?"

Gajeel rubbed his chin and thought about it.

"Yes and yes."

Romeo groaned and fell backwards, and frowned.

"Why is this so hard?"

"I don't know kid, I'm mountains lady expert."

"But what about Levy?"

Silence.

"...............What about her?"

"Aren't you two, ya know?"

"What are you implying there kid?" Romeo looked at him and gave him sideways smile.

"Aren't you and Levy dating?"

No one said anything and started to become awkward for Romeo and he nervously scratched behind his ear.

"..............We're done here."

Gajeel got up and started ro walk away and Romeo jumped up.

"Hey, wait for me! And are you going to answer my question?"

"Nope."

"Fine, I should've just asked Gildarts anyway. He gets like, a girl every other day."

"And is that something to be proud of?"

"No?"

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