Fuck you mating season!

Kitty Kat

Guess what day it issssssss!

Fuck you, I'm a bear.

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Lucy sat up and groaned as she place a hand on her neck. She stood up from her bed and walked out into the kitchen.

But when she stepped in, she gagged on air and made a U turn from the situation in front of her.

Ezra was sprawled against the floor and she had two fluffy ears on the top of her head and a red furred tail was flicking at the air.

When she walked out of the kitchen she dashed into the bathroom and locked the door.

"Yo, Lucy!"

She spun around and felt embarrassment and anger as she saw Gray taking a bath, but she noticed the two ear also on the top of his head.

"What the fuck!" She shouted as she kicked the door open. Her eyes widened when she bumped into Natsu standing outside it who also had fluffy pink cat ears and a tail.

"Hey Luce! What's a matter?" He asked as she pushed him aside.

She pried open the front door and ran out, but ran into something and fell down.

She slowly cracked her eyes open and found herself looking into dark ones.

"I am Zeref."

Her blood ran cold at his name. Why was he-

"Join our kitty cat army."

And Lucy fainted right there.

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Happy April fools guys! This was just an idea I had for a while and it isn't a real chapter.
Write to ya later, PEACE XD!

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APRIL FOOLS MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!

NOW HERE'S THE REAL CHAPTER!

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"Um, Stacy-san, where are we going, and you still know I'm pissed at you, right?" Sting asked his irritated friend.

"Yep, and shush! We need to find Lucy and-

"Lucy? I'm fine with this, blondes need to stick together! " He shouted and Stacy face palmed and gave him a sideways glare.

"Where did you get that, blonde logic? And let me finish talking, idiot." She said as she popped his forehead and dragged him along the path.

"We need to find Lucy AND Mira."

Sting began to slowly raise his hand, but Stacy slapped it down and shook her head viciously. "I don't know why, so don't ask!"

They walked in silence for a few minutes, then Sting slightly rose his noise and sniffed the air. "Hey Stacy-san."

"What do you want?"

"You smell really good today."

"Yeeeeeeeep, now you don't get to hold my hand anymore." She said as she shook his hand off and pointed in front of her.

"Just follow me." She demanded and Sting crossed his arms and gave out a long huff.

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Romeo felt as if his brain was slamming around in his head as he rubbed his eyes.He tried to sit up, but he couldn't and he was pulled back down by the frail arms that arms that hugged his waist.

Wendy didn't want to let go of what ever she was hugging. It smelt so nice and it was like a little heat packet to her. She snuggled into it and felt it stir. She was frustrated when it tried to get out of her grasp, so she hugged it tighter and pulled it back down.

"Oh, please don't hurt me." She heard from her sleepy state and she giggled drowsily.

"Why would I hurt you, Ro-sama?" She chirped. Then reality hit her.

What the fuck has she been doing the past few hours?!

Her eyes suddenly opened and popped out of her skull when she saw Romeo's scared eyes. She sat up quickly and scooted as far away as she possibly could and balled her fist tightly.

"I-I'm sorry!" She cried as she felt tears swarm up in the corners of her eyes. She stood up and took off in an unknown direction. She just wanted to get away.

"Wait! Isn't that my line? I'm so confused!" Romeo shouted after her fading figure.

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"And that's what happened." Lucy said as she took in a deep breath and watched as her friends processed the information she gave them.

Fist it was blank, then it was disbelief, then it changed into horror.

"What did you do to him?!"

"I did nothing!" She said, defending herself. "All I did was try to help him, and then he went all psycho, along with his giggles and weird smiles!"

Just recalling it made her nerves scream at her. He was way too close to her, and he almost seemed like a, hmm, what's the word. And then he threaten to kill Gray, but that's normal.

"Well, Juvia thinks that he is acting strangely out of character. Almost needy." She stretched that last part and made quotation marks with both of her hands.

"How can you tell he being needy?"

"Juvia has seen needy people before. They are so angering, I hate it how they cling to people and whine and whine and whine."

Gray and Lucy eyed her as she said all that and then Gray started slowly shaking his head with an -are-you-kidding-me look.

"Yo, Lucy. So do you..........know...........what the hell!?" He jumped up when he noticed that Lucy was no longer seating by them and had vanished into thin air.

"Mira-san?" Juvia whispered as she turned around and saw Mira in her Satan form, flying away with Lucy and her arms. She glanced down at the two of them and smiled evilly.

"I'll deal with you two later!" She shouted down at them. They looked at each other for a second and then they took off in different while screaming "Hide!"

"Why are you running guys? Help me you pricks!" Lucy screamed as she struggled in Mira's arms.

"Let me go-
"No."
"O-ok."

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I don't know what's wrong with me, or why I did the fricken kitty cat thing, but I hope you enjoyed!

And I've noticed that some people have noticed my misspellings, and thanks for reminding me of that and I will get to that later.

Thanks for reading, and look forward for the next chapter!

PEACE! XD