Fuck you mating season!

Wait what

Sorry peoples, me and my family were actually moving at the time, so I didn't have time to get back to this story.

Until Now Bitches!
XD

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Gray bent down and grabbed his short his black shorts on the ground and looked up, expecting to see his smirking friend laughing at him.

But saw a cloud of smoke swirling where Natsu once stood.

"What the-"

"Mommy!" A little girl shouted, pointing at him.

"The hot dude is stripping!"

"Oh no- wait. I'm hot?"

A woman came running up with a bat and yelling, "Stay away from my baby you pedophile!"

"Ahhhhhh!" Gray cried and ran off.

Only to run into Jellal.

"Are you alright?" Jellal asked.

Then added, "Is Ezra with you?"

Gray rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"No, I don't know where you love interest is. I don't know where anyone is!" He shouted, spinning in circles.

"Well, you found us." Sting called from behind, irritated that he was ignored.

Gray glanced over Jellal's shoulders and saw an angry Sting and a emotionless Rouge.

"We had Romeo at some point, but Wendy chased him off, and the girls are somewhere, and Gajeel and Levy are-"

"No one cares Rouge." Sting grumbled to himself.

Gray shook his head and looked at Rouge dead in the eye.

"What do you mean? We left her in the.........the........oh crap."

Jellal laughed and said, "It was kinda funny. She came in, red in the face, fist shaking, and punched to lights out of him. Quite hilarious."

Rouge eyed Jellal questionably.

"Are you a, sadist?" He asked.

"The real question is, are you?" Jellal said, smiling like nothing happened at all.

"Good question."

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"Hey, you awake?" A voice shouted at Ashely.

She groaned and scrunched up her eyes.

"Five more seconds mom." She whined.

The voice that replied smacked her back to reality.

Literally.

"I swear she is not mine! Wake up kid!"

She felt a smack on her arm and and bolted up.

Her sights were filled with about five teens older than her.

"aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" She screamed.

A metal hand clamped on her mouth.

"Please don't scream! We're safe people!" The blonde shouted.

The girl in way to much green put a hand on her hip and said, "I though you guys blew up a wall?"

"One time! Ok, mabey more than one time, but still!"

"Juvia thinks that this is getting out of hand." The blue haired girl comment.

"I agree with Juvia, let's all calm down." The red head that was covering her mouth agreed.

Ashely felt light headed.

What's going on?

"Do you know a place that is a hotel around here that accepts crazy people?"

Ashely though for a second and nervously sputtered, "Twilight hot springs, why-"

"Thanks kid, let's go girls." The girl in the genie outfit shouted, pushing the rest out.

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Hey guys, super, duper, sorry again!

Moving sucks.

But I hope to get back on track, and make a longer chapter next time.

Until then look out for the next chapter guys!
PEACE XD